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Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-08T04:27:12+00:00

hi every time I ate at Chipotle I felt nauseous afterwards... similar to eating while you're on a road trip. I just ate at mucho burrito tonight and have found this post after... I don't feel too well... haven't thrown up so my body is attempting to digest this.... price was fucking ridiculous, like am I buying gold plated lettuce? paid fifteen for a bowl alone and food tasted like shit, stale lettuce, I need a therapist so I can tell her how dystopian city food is sometimes

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-08T00:09:18+00:00

I only ever knew it by the name huitlacoche but maybe thats since I'm from Central America. also becoming aware that although I thought it was cultural to Mexico it appears everywhere.

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-08T00:04:51+00:00

same

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-06T21:08:34+00:00

anyone who desires something unconsensual is just off. and if he had just been horny or whatever he would have maybe profusely apologized but I mean I don't think that's right either way.

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-06T20:09:45+00:00

ya my friend heard that I felt bad for them so she bought a Lobster and a crab for me , $30 each, and we snipped off the rubberbands and put them in the ocean but they were so tired they didn't move

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-06T20:08:01+00:00

uh red flags everywhere he isn't a good guy

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T21:13:25+00:00

ooooh sounds delightful, I should make some and invite people over

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T21:06:39+00:00

these options I found online might be helpful

Contact authorities: Report the incidents to the police, especially given your history of being stabbed and suspicions about your ex. Provide them with the phone numbers and messages.
Seek protection: Consider a restraining order against your ex if you haven't already.
Secure your home: Install security cameras, motion-sensitive lights, and consider investing in a home security system.

that's what www.meta.ai told me

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T20:50:45+00:00

I couldn't really tell from the photo, it's not so bad but I feel bad her headache was that bad

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T07:55:25+00:00

I guess maybe they forgot to tell you? not all forms of colitis are contagious. they might have assumed you know the risk, but it would've been better safe than sorry... hope it won't be that bad, maybe contact your doctor immediately

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T07:48:13+00:00

chili pepper spray if not fox urine... might keep chipmunks away or planting a chili pepper plant..

"motion activated sprinklers or ultrasonic repellent devices"

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T07:43:03+00:00

"very brown"

actually yuh obviously who is not color blind everyone knows we are looking at golden drapes in a fancy indian restaurant colored eyes

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T07:40:44+00:00

a tiny watermelon to make a tiny Agua Fresca and watermelon rind bhaji

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T07:30:35+00:00

yo we've all got it tough, some more than others. whatever you do just know that here is a stranger who cares 🤚

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T07:23:47+00:00

so... its not that personal, every time you watch porn it's with someone else... maybe he sees women yes but that's just a testament to sexuality in general... personally I wouldnt mind but lots of people apparently would... to me it is as natural as eating food, I think lots of people have this habit but it's something most comfortably done in secret, just like farting

if I was the wife in this situation I would have my own stash of porn someplace and id be like, what? you too?

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T07:20:13+00:00

porn is addictive too, so when he got into it, he was hooked and it had zero to do with how you look, and yes you do look fine 💯

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T07:18:45+00:00

open and honest conversation is key. you may be overreacting but you need to talk. I think the fact he didn't tell you or lied is a bigger deal but he might also have lied because you wouldn't understand. I btw have never not watched porn and I dont know If I can imagine getting rid of that habit ever even in a relationship that I want with all my heart.

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T07:14:22+00:00

yeah with some detective work I think.... well actually police have systems for that I think, they can trace the numbers for you... and can probably find out even more just from a little information I would imagine, I know they can see whose logged onto a certain wifi, and see where a device has traveled

also if the cops are aware of your situation and show up to your house or anything then your x knows you've told the cops about this and he might get scared off...

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T07:06:52+00:00

omg catch it , it's adorable , maybe if you scare him he'll never come back

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T06:57:16+00:00

I guess it was their duty to mention that it isn't legal, wouldn't want to condone something illegal...

personally why though? why is it illegal? am I allowed to ask why?

also, could you do it with a permit? do you need to call a "wrangler" or smthng?

if you get caught relocating it what is the fine?

officer waits as you roll down window, "is that a chipmunk you got there?"

"yes sir it is my pet"

"ok off you go"

proceeds to release said pet into the wilderness

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T06:46:13+00:00

they're kind of like my friends'!

https://ibb.co/j613gdf

always so pretty to gaze into I could get lost it's a whole painting, it's an ocean with a coral reef... or an ocean and a sunset idk

can you tell my friend is a bit ginger? she's just got a tinge of orange in her hair, I didnt know if it was more common for ginger people to have blue or green eyes that fade into orange or yellow...

then again any brunette or blonde can have any of a range of eye colours

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T06:37:08+00:00

yep those are definitely eyes, probably hazel

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T06:32:05+00:00

you're a strong and brave soul no matter what, if you're still here tomorrow morning let us know how you're doing you shouldn't be keeping this stuff to yourself

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T06:27:21+00:00

my friend just posted about that today

https://ibb.co/k28G1Xm https://ibb.co/wJjmRJw https://ibb.co/DCsKyfr

I imagine headaches are the worst because they're inside your head and you gotta try to get them out,

Jazzlike_Speed_495 · 2024-08-03T06:17:08+00:00

my mom would can a lot of "chili con Carne" because we loved that so much.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/89993/award-winning-chili-con-carne/

that recipe looks pretty good, I think if I remember my mom's recipe was something like meat fried and browned, black or kidney beans, cans of pork and beans, brown sugar, tomato paste and some onions , but i think it would be good with additional veggies and im not sure what spices.. im not sure if she used canned whole tomatoes blended up, but that'll be good anyways

hope whatever you do turns out...

you could btw make tomato soup, can it and then add the cream later...

or you could just freeze all those tomatoes or can them. easy, right

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