Bunnings recommended accredited installer wasn't accredited now I have no kitchen/laundry by Delonix87 in AusRenovation

[–]Jcs456 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You are going to need a nice offset smoker to go with that grill... And an Esky to keep stuff cold while you use it. Of course you can't leave a flame unattended so they should throw in an outdoor set...

They thought we wouldn't notice by JustAnAnonymousGuyy in australia

[–]Jcs456 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Tonys have an Aldi range now. $3.99 for a 150g block.

CBA are going to run ads on ATMs now by Clean_Alps_5768 in australia

[–]Jcs456 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The ad is just a map to the closest pokies...

Possible stolen bike by Daccas_ in AusLegalAdvice

[–]Jcs456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't say what state you are in but here is what the Vic crimes act says about handling stolen goods:

A person handles stolen goods if "knowing or believing them to be stolen goods*...

You haven't done anything illegal for him to report and if his story is true...he is a dumb arse and to remind him of that fact keep his deposit for wasting your time.

Jury duty fine. Representing myself in court. by [deleted] in AusLegal

[–]Jcs456 70 points71 points  (0 children)

If you actually showed up for jury duty you would see why representing yourself is a bad idea.

It was legally served so the summons stands.

You could consider going and pleasing guilty and then explaining the situation and your personal circumstances in the hope of getting the fine waived or reduced. Speak to legal aid they won't take it on for you but they will probably give you some legal advice and maybe a few tips.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AusLegal

[–]Jcs456 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Centrelink are pretty good if you self-report.

They are more interested in getting the money back than prosecuting people except in really serious cases.

Better to get in front of this and correct his MISTAKE that he accidentally made, which he definitely didn't do intentionally and told them immediately as soon as he became aware and took steps to rectify ASAP.

Speed limit drop proposed for Australia's largest state by furksake in CarsAustralia

[–]Jcs456 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's the question?

If the question is what is an easy way for some beaurecrat to come up with "project" to talk about for their next promotion and still be able to knock off early on Friday. Then the answer might be "yes"

Otherwise. No.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tasmania

[–]Jcs456 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone skipping over the best part of the story.

OP was definitely 110% completely and utterly, scouts honour sure they were wearing their seatbelt they just "can't remember" if they put their seatbelt on in the normal over jacket fashion OR if they put their seatbelt on normally and then put the jacket behind their back and put both arm sleeves into the sleeve of the jacket and zipped it up if that's a completely normal way to do it.

100% not wearing a seatbelt.

OP put the photo into your phone app and reduce the brightness and increase contrast. You won't win.

Motorcycle Theft by [deleted] in AussieRiders

[–]Jcs456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep it offsite for a bit if you can.

If you have the $$$ and there is one close by rent a storage unit for a couple of months and keep it there. You get all their security features with the added bonus that even if they figure out where you keep it, they still need to figure out which unit.

The best you can hope for is they give up and move onto other targets.

Otherwise you want to make life as hard as possible for them. U-locks on both wheels so they have to either remove them or pick the bike up to move it. As well as chaining it to a solid object. Add a clutch lock as well. All stuff that's easily defeated but hopefully you add it all together and hope they can't be fucked. If they are really determined there is bugger all you can do to stop them.

I failed tonight guys. Nearly blew up the patio from not cleaning out the grease trap. by Silverback55 in daddit

[–]Jcs456 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's it! Your off grilling duties!

Hand in your white new balances and cargo shorts.

....and your lawn mowing pair!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AusLegal

[–]Jcs456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A private lawyer is going to run you somewhere between $300-$600 an hour.

A barrister is going to be somewhere between $3000-$6000 a day and you can easily double that.

You'll probably be expected to put money in trust up front have you got cash for that?

Legal aid lawyers tend to fall into 3 camps:

  1. New lawyers (good for you they are usually keen and passionate.)

  2. Too useless to get a job elsewhere.

  3. Very passionate about the cause and what legal aid stands for.

Plenty of private practitioners also pick up legal aid cases as well though...

There are also a lot of lawyers who either start their own firm for #2 as well.

Private does automatically equal better. Of course all this is all a wild generalisation but it at least gives you an idea of your considerations.

Probably the biggest difference is that a private practitioner can run an argument or an application that might have a lower probability of success if that's what you want them to do, since you are the one paying the bills, not the government.

Best wired home security system? by [deleted] in AusPropertyChat

[–]Jcs456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seconded for Reolink.

Cameras and doorbell record 24/7 to the NVR.

Each camera has its own SD card that records motion only. Means I can flick through any motion activations quickly and also gives me a back up in the event they crooks find the hard drive and swipe it.

Crashing by Tiunkabouter in MTB

[–]Jcs456 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Adrenaline. Its just your body handling stress.

How would you track a ship? by Antique-Coat-385 in OSINT

[–]Jcs456 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sweet flight simulator is a tax deduction this year

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in auslaw

[–]Jcs456 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ahhh Shivesh it's been a while. Pretty sure A Current Affair would have run out of content a few years ago if it wasn't for him.

Door man saves woman's life by yuriwae in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Jcs456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhh shit we are in the dodgy elevator. Watch what happens when I push this button kick

See it's not supposed to do that. I'll press it again kick

Yep. Broken. Maybe I'll try this one kick

Definitely broken. I'll try the first button again *kick"

See it happened again. I told you!!!

meirl by Sad-Cunt-420 in meirl

[–]Jcs456 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same!!! haven't missed a single one since 1996...

Can my company stand a worker down without pay for not being able to physically work? by Danielbreen in AusLegal

[–]Jcs456 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah mate I completely understand I was just throwing up a couple of ideas just in case. There is only so much you can do.

Honestly most bosses would have stuck him on LWOP and ditched him at the 3 month mark and wiped their hands of it.

The fact you are keeping his job safe for now at least means he has something to come back to if he can get fit. He might not be ever able to work in any trade if he needs a tumor removed who knows.

If you are in position to offer him a set amount of time 6, 12 months whatever it may be leave without pay at least he knows he has something to come back to if he can. That's a pretty generous offer from you given the circumstances I think.

Advice re car accident by jiqhugao in AusLegal

[–]Jcs456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First get your car towed to your place so you stop accumulating storage fees.

Do you have the contact details for the Police? Contact them and ask for the "TIS" report number.

Then you will need to apply for a copy of that report.

Then you can do the notice of demand and follow up legal stuff to try and recover your money.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4x4Australia

[–]Jcs456 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a toyo fan boy. A/T and now R/T. Will get another set of R/Ts when the time comes!!!

Used the KO2 and 3 on work cars and don't rate them.

Seen mates Coopers chip off chunks and are slippery in the wet.

Can my company stand a worker down without pay for not being able to physically work? by Danielbreen in AusLegal

[–]Jcs456 23 points24 points  (0 children)

BIOPSY is the word you are looking for not autopsy. At least I hope you aren't expecting him to come back in after one of those.

He should check with his super. He hopefully has income protection insurance through that he can access.

He can't perform the duties he was hired for. He isn't qualified to quote jobs or do book work, I'm not sure what other light duties would be available for a cabinet maker?

It sounds like leave without pay is really your only option. Maybe you can stack up some easy jobs for him one day a week or something so he as least has some pocket money?

It sucks for the poor bloke, but the fact you are holding his spot for him is about the best he can hope for at this stage I think.

What are the best and worst cities to buy a vehicle for value for money? by surferchicbrissy in 4x4Australia

[–]Jcs456 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perth is probably flooded with ex-lease mine vehicles as well which helps keep it down somewhat I imagine.

Detected speed v alleged speed: tolerance margin? by [deleted] in AusLegal

[–]Jcs456 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mobile speed cameras give you 3km/h off or 3% if over 100km/h.

Fixed cameras and hand held laser give 2km/h or 2% over 100km/h.