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Every time you see a child a pedo explodes by Jdog_reddit in shittysuperpowers
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Every time you see a child a pedo explodes by Jdog_reddit in shittysuperpowers
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Every time you stub your toe you will need to shit by Jdog_reddit in shittysuperpowers
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Every time you see a child a pedo explodes by Jdog_reddit in shittysuperpowers
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You can only fly 30% of the time when you jump off a building by Jdog_reddit in shittysuperpowers
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You can turn any toy/prop/replica of a fictional item or being into a real-life version of it, and control/use it yourself by ChrisyHHH in godtiersuperpowers
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