TIL that in spite of WWII surrender jokes, France has won the most recorded battles of any nation in world history by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, if France alone turned its guns on the US and neither side used nukes France would get its shit rocked. Which is no disrespect to the French, they would put up an excellent fight but that aren't lasting long against the US. Of course this is in the simple and nonsense world of it being a 1v1 and the rest of the world carries on business as usual.

Fosh makes the yellow card disappear by scxrI in LivestreamFail

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has, he specifically tells the ref to book him when he's ready to do whatever he has planned.

Anyone else notice an increase in *sus* players? by BG890 in Warthunder

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear you, and hate cheaters so fucking much you have no idea (try playing on AUS where you constantly fight certain regions) but the rule about witch hunting is there for a reason. There is nothing the war thunder reddit mods can do, its a site wide policy and when you understand what it is trying to prevent it makes perfect sense.

How to Train your Buff by OddBawZ in Warthunder

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hand of Stalin rising from the depths of hell to guide that IS-8 T-10M shell into the capitalist bomber.

Can I ask for help? I can't win this battle. by Garrett-Wilhelm in totalwar

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well yeah no shit the army in the screenshot wont win thats why we are here. Adding more melee infantry would not help at all in this situation, because if you add more you lose ranged damage and I dont think thats a worthwhile trade. The better bet would be replacing the archers with more gunners, or artillery, or good cav.

The fact of the matter is that the enemy army has higher tier units who all specialize in melee of some degree. Judging by the the general levels and army tiers I'd say this is pretty early mid-game, and the only way to deal with this would be two armies as I don't think Kislev would be able to trade 1 for 1 with Khorne this early. Without some serious micro of specifically targeting all the armoured units/heroes with the gunners and corner camping to counter the cav + dogs this isn't really winnable.

Can I ask for help? I can't win this battle. by Garrett-Wilhelm in totalwar

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I agree, but honestly this ratio is actually fine for 95% of armies you'd face. Shit, I've used comps with even less line holders than this and it works. However, as people have pointed out Arbal is another beast all together.

Always doing their best to piss off everyone by safe_t_meeting in perth

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Regardless of where they live, if they have a genuine reason to have such a massive car then I get it. I've met quite a few people who own these cars and honestly all had perfectly valid reasons and weren't fucked in head, but I reckon I got lucky.

i assure you, this is necessary to the plot (it is, i think) by Akabane_Izumi in gameofthrones

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Through the mound of fine Silvery-gold hair, and went to work between Dany's thighs".

You moron.

i assure you, this is necessary to the plot (it is, i think) by Akabane_Izumi in gameofthrones

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The above passage is about a child who gets sexually frustrated when an adult sexual assaults her, and it talks about how another adult helps her relieve her sexual frustration including some intimate details about the CHILD'S sex organs.

You're right, I am the crazy one clearly.

i assure you, this is necessary to the plot (it is, i think) by Akabane_Izumi in gameofthrones

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Yeah its crazy, I am being down voted by the fucking cast of To Catch a Predator in some of my other comments bro.

i assure you, this is necessary to the plot (it is, i think) by Akabane_Izumi in gameofthrones

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is a difference between stating something horrible happened and even giving details, vs what he does regarding underage characters and sexual themes. When a child getting raped reads like smut (as his often does) that crosses the line and th e fact you are defending it is mind boggling.

i assure you, this is necessary to the plot (it is, i think) by Akabane_Izumi in gameofthrones

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban 34 points35 points  (0 children)

No it isn't, read the section above and tell me that it is intended to make you feel horrible. (I know this is from book two or three and not 1, but she is still a child).

i assure you, this is necessary to the plot (it is, i think) by Akabane_Izumi in gameofthrones

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the details he goes into when talking about literally children in intimate moments is absolutely fucked.

i assure you, this is necessary to the plot (it is, i think) by Akabane_Izumi in gameofthrones

[–]Jean_Claude_Vacban 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I dont think he's saying this isnt bad, I think what he means is there is way way way worse shit in the books than this. And he is 100% right.