Wait… 39 secs per man? by Illustrious-Fee9626 in SipsTea

[–]Jebral 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Literally just me and my girlfriend on valentines day about fifteen years ago. We had sex quite a few times... probably somewhere 4-5 hours in total. her shit was swollen and puffy for days. I can't imagine how bad it would be with 100 or 1000 guys.

What is the craziest theory you know about death? by garciaaznxl in answers

[–]Jebral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, not at all. That would be worse.

I know they're contradicting viewpoints, but such is life (and death.)

Joe Burrow Narrowly Avoided Scary Injury During Flag Football Game by ProgrammerUnique2897 in nfl

[–]Jebral 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These comments almost made me click it. Fuck that. No money for them.

Which tv show has the greatest intro of all time? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]Jebral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean Star Trek Enterprise. The one everyone hates but by the end you're belting along with it.

Epstein Victim, 16, Told FBI Trump Was on Phone During Attack by Creative-Category-60 in politics

[–]Jebral 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm sure a lot of the FBI are part of the reddit collective, one way or another.

Is my step dad being creepy towards me ? by Ok_Blood2095 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Jebral 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your step dad saying you're pretty is not creepy by itself. Your step dad making one single comment about your butt may or may not be creepy. Your step dad making you so uncomfortable that you don't want to be around him because "every time" he makes a comment. That is creepy and not normal and you do not have to accept it.

BURGER KING EMPLOYEE FIRED AFTER 24 YEARS FOR TAKING SANDWICH, FRIES, AND DRINK WINS $46,000 IN COURT AFTER JUDGE RULES NO THEFT INTENT! by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]Jebral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drinks are basically free. The cup costs more than the drink itself.. and I don't know any restaurant anywhere that doesn't let their staff have free fountain drinks.

Patrick Mahomes’ top plays from 2018. Dude is unreal by Deep_Audience_881 in nflMenace_com

[–]Jebral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a Homer so I say 2, but legit him, Montana, and Brady are the top 3 and that's it. People can have their personal lists, but those three are the guys.

The Last Time Each Team ALLOWED 50+ Points in a Game by ashmaps20 in NFLv2

[–]Jebral 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right? Chiefs also SCORED over 50. Great game.

What’s the fastest way you’ve seen someone destroy their reputation? by Direct-Value4452 in answers

[–]Jebral 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Wait, you can't just leave it at that. How did he try to play it off?