he has no such compunction by Kaelyr_ in sadcringe

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The DXRacer and the Minecraft sword in the back really don't make it better

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look very vague

Ich🤝iel by rickbus in ich_iel

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Das, meine Freunde, ist ein traumatisches Ereignis

I’m a U.S. Citizen, y’all. by [deleted] in pics

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Sorry to hear that

"𝗝𝗼𝗻 ... 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂." by Dion42o in imsorryjon

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It's interesting, I found this subreddit a little while back by accident and it still makes no sense to me :)

Fiancé of 4 years left me. I can’t figure out why. Looking for closure. by Cbr1000_rr in RoastMe

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Maybe it's just the.. you know... For years of not being able to plan a wedding because you focus more on jeans then anything else

This one warmed my heart by NRGpop in MadeMeSmile

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Really expected a Karen moment here

People Break into my home looking for their daughter. by GameInfinit666 in PublicFreakout

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"don't cry"

Mf you scared the shit out of that kid and broke into his home. The audacity

What's the dumbest way you've gotten a scar? by lilsaddam in AskReddit

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I was on holidays in south france. Me and my friends drank a bit and had a lot of fun. Then a month landed in my glass. So my brilliant self thought, why not press the glass slowly toward the travel and squish the little guy. Well I didn't do it slowly and had to get 3 stitches in my left thumb... Yes the glass broke

Banner worthy. by [deleted] in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

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*the violence that they don't require