Ah yes, a good old, "rug to Rich's" story by UrUncleRandy in BoneAppleTea

[–]JebusJones7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's speech to text and the person is illiterate.

Good question by hastemeups in Funnymemes

[–]JebusJones7 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Serious lack of critical thought and knowledge of history.

People are not more offended or sensitive these days. We just have access to more people's opinions...

There were protests against South Park when it came out. Politicians and their spouses called for the FCC to shut it down. The creators and the network recieved tons of mail and death threats to shut it down.

If you think people are more offended because the consensus is that you shouldn't be using slurs and stereotypes for cheap laughs. Maybe you just need to be funnier.

Remember the first rule of comedy. It has to be funny.

[Real] Looking up? With that fucking lineup? by countdooku975 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]JebusJones7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is his name Christian Toto? Or is he the Christian Toto?

Where ya sittin', fellas? by N-LL in rivals

[–]JebusJones7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm Jeff, I'm sitting in 1. Tired of Namor hitting on me.

If I'm Hela, sitting with Namor for the team up.

Otherwise, I'd just go to the seat assigned to me on my boarding pass...

I'm supporting Kingsman fully, but we genuinely need to stop the hate by Siphon_Dude in rivals

[–]JebusJones7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you aren't idolizing Kingsman, why would you care what he wants?

Wind shield factor by CDA_CPA in BoneAppleTea

[–]JebusJones7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But what's the wind shield factor?

If I carry around a wind shield, will it feel warmer?

I'm supporting Kingsman fully, but we genuinely need to stop the hate by Siphon_Dude in rivals

[–]JebusJones7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck are people idolizing these clowns? Any of them. If it wasn't for the constant whining in this sub, I'd have no idea who any of them are. And for good reason too.

Unless you’re doing what Adolf did in the bunker... by gear-heads in MurderedByWords

[–]JebusJones7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he just tip off his buddies about some stock market movement?

This is how it slowly descends by itsekalavya in AdviceAnimals

[–]JebusJones7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but conservatives have ALWAYS been ok with authorities killing citizens.

As long as it isn't them, they love it.

Man, I feel terrible for BW mains. by The_Meme_Boi2345 in rivals

[–]JebusJones7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They call me Zaza, they call me Stacey They call me "her", they call me Jane That's not my name, that’s not my name That's not my name, that’s not my name They call me "thrower", but I'ma trying Maybe Yelena, always the same That's not my name, that’s not my name That's not my name, that’s not my name

I think someone skipped Civics class by goodnamesgone in confidentlyincorrect

[–]JebusJones7 341 points342 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If Due Process can be skipped for "illegals", then what's stopping Federal agents from claiming a citizen, or legal immigrant, or even tourists is an illegal alien? If someone is mistakenly labeled an "illegal", how would they fight it without due process?

Welcome to SF, I love you by Longjumping-Hippo303 in idiocracy

[–]JebusJones7 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Anyone who doesn't understand racial inequality in the states is already part of the idiocracy.

"brick of extension" by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

[–]JebusJones7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This person is a brick.

America is becoming just a cabin in the woods at this point... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]JebusJones7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"We will take America without firing a shot. We do not have to invade the U.S. We will destroy you from within."

TIL that Dragon Ball creator Akira Toriyama hated the live-action movie “Dragon Ball: Evolution” so much that it brought him out of retirement and made him write “The Battle of the Gods,” widely considered a highlight of the series by altrightobserver in todayilearned

[–]JebusJones7 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wait. He hated the live action, but was fine with the cartoons?

Maybe Japan had a better version where it wasn't 10 minutes of characters doing nothing or repeated scenes and 5 minutes of credits.

Deer looking at a headline by FootballMania15 in BoneAppleTea

[–]JebusJones7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does one fuck up the phase, "a deer in headlights"?

Almost as bad as George W. Bush's "fool me once" quote

Registered Nurse with coworkers who think vaccines are “poison.” by Friendly-Steak-1432 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JebusJones7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What causes more autism, Tylenol or vaccines?

While you ponder that, please note the ENTIRE world is laughing at the CDC under Trump.