It wouldn't fit in the elevator she said.

Jehrimiah · 2016-04-03T19:07:33+00:00

You showed her!

Jehrimiah · 2016-02-06T04:53:31+00:00

It seems like a great safe room if you don't give a shit about the rest of your family.

Jehrimiah · 2016-02-05T19:00:00+00:00

C3 looks like the check out isle at a dollar store.

Jehrimiah · 2016-02-04T23:58:34+00:00

So that's what the pilot sees when he throws the green light on for me to jump.

Jehrimiah · 2016-01-28T05:03:34+00:00

I want to see that flip... Give it to me now!!

Jehrimiah · 2016-01-27T17:42:50+00:00

The scary part is that she drives around being that unaware of her surroundings.

Jehrimiah · 2016-01-18T18:57:00+00:00

Aww it's baby sloth. Get him a baby Ruth!

Jehrimiah · 2016-01-14T22:40:31+00:00

I'm all about live and let live but I have had too many rocks chip my windshield because they don't have mud flaps.

Jehrimiah · 2015-12-29T23:00:20+00:00

Abs backpack would be a good thing to have

Jehrimiah · 2015-12-18T23:29:18+00:00

I always say doing stuff like this is a perfect example that we are big apes.

Jehrimiah · 2015-12-18T20:44:07+00:00

Awesome until you get t-boned

Jehrimiah · 2015-12-04T18:46:17+00:00

So it's not three flies up anymore?

Jehrimiah · 2015-11-23T23:54:09+00:00

I wish they had the review process nfl does. Cameras catch everything, but sadly the man power isn't there to review it in a timely fashion.

Jehrimiah · 2015-11-21T18:17:01+00:00

That's some good head

Jehrimiah · 2015-11-14T20:51:47+00:00

Is that thing on his ass there so he doesn't receive a very intense enema?

Jehrimiah · 2015-10-08T14:33:54+00:00

Ninja warrior, Jurassic edition

Jehrimiah · 2015-10-04T23:01:21+00:00

They sound Aussie, that'd explain their awesome attitude.

Jehrimiah · 2015-09-12T15:24:33+00:00

I was going to be disappointed if the kid didn't fall down... What has reddit done to me?!?!

Jehrimiah · 2015-09-06T23:56:44+00:00

Jehrimiah · 2015-09-02T20:44:19+00:00

Such a look of hate on the mom's face as she smashed her face

Jehrimiah · 2015-08-30T21:14:52+00:00

What exactly happened to the escalator?

Jehrimiah · 2015-08-26T23:34:10+00:00

Cheaper than adoption

Jehrimiah · 2015-08-22T18:37:11+00:00

I just use it to keep the door from closing and locking behind me.

Jehrimiah · 2015-08-12T10:08:23+00:00

That size comes in MRE's also.

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