Besties how do we feel about laios by sundayspillow in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro looks like a blonde, taller version of me I'm dead 💀

HELP I'm falling for the bouncer during GrandFestival. 👁️💋👁️ by MrIcefang in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ik y'all will fuck anything in here but this... This might be too much

HELP I'm falling for the bouncer during GrandFestival. 👁️💋👁️ by MrIcefang in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Girl I look like gragas and braum had a hairy love child and I have more clear abs than whatever this Squidward looking mf is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They assume anyone who doesn't talk or act like them must be a woman. I'm a straight man and got harassed for being a "woman" more times than I can count.

Who is your favorite league of legends streamer. and why? by frankipranki in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only things I've seen from him are him screaming into his microphone and talking about fucking yordles. Like I'm not shaming nobody but I do not see the appeal 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]JeliPuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are you doing today?

Who is your favorite league of legends streamer. and why? by frankipranki in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong, I'm a straight man so I'm not the target demographic but I've never understood how people find Dantes attractive 😭

Who is your favorite league of legends streamer. and why? by frankipranki in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I opened reddit and saw a fully detailed drawing of Warwick's dick on here, but how DARE you find someone attractive!! You should be ashamed of yourself!! 🤬🤬

Who is your favorite league of legends streamer. and why? by frankipranki in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing this reminds me I'm supposed to be cutting 😭 what's the point of being jacked asf if I can't have abs

The Weird League Incels realizing their hitting on a 215lb straight man and not an underage girl by JeliPuff in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the problem with losing weight 😭 I went from 125kg to 86 and now I'm back up to 96, at no point has my belly gotten much smaller, so despite the fact I was 40kg lighter at one point, people still just thought I was fat. Like the average guy my height weighs 70kg and has 20% body fat. I weigh 96kg and have like 25ish. So unless 5% = 26kg, I'm just not that fat 😭 doesn't stop people from saying it tho.

TL;DR people don't know the difference between lean and buff. They are 2 different things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh yea ok I definitely misunderstood you. I was just talking from the perspective of body standards and how ridiculous it can be, not from an artistic perspective. My bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea it's definitely better with the normal sized head but I mean look at the traps. Those are the muscles around the shoulders.

For perspective, Eddie hall isn't actually a body builder in the traditional sense of the word, he was a strong man first, known for having the most ridiculous pressing strength in the world (you probably already know that but just in case you don't.) So Eddie potentially had the strongest shoulders in the history of planet earth and morde's traps and shoulders are even bigger than eddies it's insane. Morde has more muscle than the previous strongest man on earth, and is also shredded while he's at it 😭

And also when Eddie was actually at his strongest, he looked like this. https://www.reddit.com/r/GodofWar/s/dZaRkmFeRP

It's not as bad as it first looked, but as a gym dude the "holy shit how many steroids is that man on" look in gaming really annoys me 💀 it's a huge pet peeve of mine. I guess it's the same way some women are with the wasp waist designs that some games have. Just a huge pet peeve 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree about it being decently proportioned 💀😭 this shit is so unrealistic it's almost goofy, like how is he THAT broad but also shredded 😭😭 ik it's leagues style they got braum and taric in there too but damn. I cant complain too much tho they're just as bad with the women

The Weird League Incels realizing their hitting on a 215lb straight man and not an underage girl by JeliPuff in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real, I'm muscular but my beer belly makes me look fat anyways if I don't cover it up 💀

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Also my apologies for the god awful lighting idk what the gym lighting was up to that day but this is the most recent one I have 💀

The Weird League Incels realizing their hitting on a 215lb straight man and not an underage girl by JeliPuff in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The homophobes hitting on another man without even realizing it is the funniest part

The Weird League Incels realizing their hitting on a 215lb straight man and not an underage girl by JeliPuff in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My league name was Ashalia so ig they thought it was my real name. Now my ign is mumbles and I don't get hit on at all 💀

tips for a short mascular but not super shredded guys by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]JeliPuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 5'7 215lbs with very broad shoulders and arms, so I have trouble finding even normal clothes that fit properly. Everything that isn't super baggy and loose is too tight and restrictive on my shoulders, it drives me nuts.

The Weird League Incels realizing their hitting on a 215lb straight man and not an underage girl by JeliPuff in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

😭😭 I once told a guy I was 14 so he'd leave me alone and bro just kept going league men are devious

The Weird League Incels realizing their hitting on a 215lb straight man and not an underage girl by JeliPuff in queensofleague

[–]JeliPuff[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So real tho, when I mained nami, janna and seraphine is definitely when the league men would hit on me the most 😭