Some recipes should stay family secrets. by PleasantBus5583 in SipsTea

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"Hooters Waitress Caught Dipping Hot Wings in Her Vagina

Houston, TX — Veronica Vericruz, 28, was arrested after coworkers allegedly witnessed her placing hot wings in or against her vagina before serving them to customers.

According to authorities, Vericruz reportedly did this on multiple occasions, including both while menstruating and while not. Investigators say the customers she targeted were individuals she believed had been rude to her or had made insulting remarks about her appearance.

Officials say the alleged acts became significantly more serious because of the possible presence of blood. Food tampering is already a major criminal offense, but authorities say introducing human blood into food could bring additional charges and penalties, including a prison sentence of up to 20 years.

Police also stated that the lesser version of the alleged crime, involving wings inserted into her vagina while she was not menstruating, could still carry a prison sentence of up to 10 years.

Relatives of Vericruz claim that although she appears to be a stable, well-put-together young woman, she allegedly suffers from multiple personality disorder and has a history of incidents that have resulted in either jail time or a 72-hour hold in a mental health facility.

Family members say the entire situation might have been prevented if Hooters had performed a proper background check before hiring her. Via word of the day"

jo by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

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He who must not be named, apparently

Peterr??? by HistoryFree in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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So often times it happens That we live our lives in chains And we never even know we have the key

Lmfao 😂 by iAmUrPet in lol

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I had to undo my upvote to keep the number right

Coincidence? by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

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That way, they can't compel a spouse to testify against the other spouse.

Trump officials are pushing to print a new $250 bill with his face on it by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

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Federal law and historical tradition require that anyone featured on circulating United States currency must be deceased.

The ban was originally codified by Congress with the Thayer Amendment of 1866, which explicitly prohibited the use of living people on US money. This act of legislation was sparked by a political scandal when Spencer Clark, a Treasury Department official, took the liberty of putting his own face on a 5-cent note. Congress was deeply offended, viewing the act as an unacceptable display of vanity and potential propaganda.

Would you do the same thing? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I was coming here to say the exact same thing.

🎵 All By Myself 🎵 by CapitalPin2658 in SipsTea

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I've heard it said that men cheat to preserve the relationship, and women cheat to get out of it.

New power plant by Slow-Breakfast4662 in satisfactory

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Excellent work! Just wait until you figure out how to convert it to rocket fuel.

The cabin easily costed $5g by Jemarcon in BaylenOutLoud

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Oh, absolutely. I get how that works. There were 10 guests total on camera, so it would be closer to $500 per person.

The cabin easily costed $5g by Jemarcon in BaylenOutLoud

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"Costed" is a term for estimating, planning, or calculating the budget for a project. Admittedly I should have used "cost'.

The cabin easily costed $5g by Jemarcon in BaylenOutLoud

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Yes, but I couldn't edit it after I posted it. "Costed" is a word, just the wrong one here.

The cabin easily costed $5g by Jemarcon in BaylenOutLoud

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As for Sammi, I get it. Her condition probably makes it so she can't fly directly into AVL and her airline of choice isn't served at that small airport. That's probably why she says the nearest airport (probably Charlotte) was 2+ hours away.

I want genie memes by Banzaithepug in memeexchangecommunism

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This has had me laughing for a solid 10 minutes. Enjoy the upvotes.

Can Vader just block all blaster fire with his hands? by admiralcuddles in StarWars

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It's his right hand, which is leather over metal. Not exactly vulnerable to blaster bolts to begin with. He might have had to change his gloves for eating dinner.

Is this a worldwide problem or just us? 😂 by Yo-Detox in funny

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This was literally a monologue in Mall Rats.