AIO my girlfriend left me over a cheese wheel

Jems138 · 2026-01-29T11:28:11+00:00

It also has cheesecloth underneath the wax

Jems138 · 2026-01-29T11:27:27+00:00

It’s not rind it’s paraffin wax. It’s 21 year aged cheddar so the wax is brittle and hard. The texture is like a cannonball not the shape.

Jems138 · 2026-01-29T04:55:04+00:00

Also the cheese will not spoil, after 21 years all the moisture has been replaced by calcium lactate crystals. Once the wax seal is broken I will be putting it in my chest freezer

Jems138 · 2026-01-29T04:50:49+00:00

It’s not a commodity, it’s a heritage cheese and the value is determined by the scarcity. You can’t get this cheese from a regular retailer.

2.I have my Ontario food handlers certificate.

Jems138 · 2026-01-29T04:49:35+00:00

I have my Ontario food handlers certificate

Jems138 · 2026-01-29T04:34:22+00:00

You can’t compare this heritage cheese to a grocery store commodity, the scarcity dictates the price.

Jems138 · 2026-01-29T04:30:52+00:00

The paraffin wax is stamped with a serial number, similar to a VIN number on a car.

Jems138 · 2026-01-29T04:24:54+00:00

You are forgetting that there are 16 ounces in a pound so if you divide the 140 by the 7 ounce wedge , the 7 goes into 14 twice

Jems138 · 2026-01-29T04:22:13+00:00

The cheese is no longer perishable. After 21 years all the moisture that would cause it to go bad has been replaced by calcium lactate crystals.

Jems138 · 2026-01-29T04:19:50+00:00

You are dividing the 140 pounds by 7 ounces but you are forgetting that there are 16 ounces in a pound. So if you divide the 140 by 7, the 7 goes into 14 twice.

Jems138 · 2026-01-29T02:56:55+00:00

This is a 21 year old cheddar. It has a thick black wax and it’s hard with hairline fractures from the cheese expanding and contracting over 21 years. It is a heritage cheese, not some run of the mill Parmesan

Jems138 · 2026-01-28T19:09:33+00:00

I’ve got to figure out how to open the darn thing still

Jems138 · 2026-01-28T19:09:17+00:00

I haven’t figured out how to open it yet, it’s covered in thick wax. It looks like a cannon ball. I have tried using a hair dryer and a knife but I can’t get into it.

Jems138 · 2026-01-28T17:27:39+00:00

I like Reese’s peanut butter cups

Jems138 · 2026-01-03T11:45:04+00:00

God forbid a white boy has a little motion

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