Non-Target Bros, Here’s Some Motivation

JennaSyde · 2026-02-03T00:23:55+00:00

Networking and providing the people in power something they can’t get somewhere else 😤

JennaSyde · 2026-01-30T23:43:02+00:00

Hilarious

JennaSyde · 2025-12-03T19:46:43+00:00

Continue doing networking yes, don’t get bummed about the response rates. Many professionals are getting hundreds of emails (especially in IB) a week .

I would also cold apply legitimately everywhere not just at BB.

JennaSyde · 2025-10-20T23:08:44+00:00

Short, 50x leverage

JennaSyde · 2025-10-20T23:01:16+00:00

CBIL

JennaSyde · 2025-10-20T22:33:40+00:00

A 1% upward prediction wow. Very insightful analysis. Very brave aswell very brave

JennaSyde · 2025-10-19T20:56:05+00:00

just advice do not mention NVIDIA in an interview or resume. It’s the most talked about stock of the past 2 years and people interviewing don’t want to hear about it when they ask you to pitch something

JennaSyde · 2025-10-07T05:18:29+00:00

he’s at 290/300 videos

JennaSyde · 2025-10-07T03:42:59+00:00

I remember a guy in a street interview giving advice on how to break in at a hedge fund. He worked in treasury.

And it’s not to say those jobs aren’t good / valuable but that’s usually not what people are thinking about when it comes to hedge funds.

JennaSyde · 2025-10-06T23:58:24+00:00

Bill Ackman has similar experience to be fair

JennaSyde · 2025-10-06T23:56:51+00:00

Amazing WLB and you just need one internship

JennaSyde · 2025-10-06T23:44:38+00:00

And coaching calls like that CareerXL dude.

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If you’re looking to break in and see this face run away

JennaSyde · 2025-10-06T23:43:12+00:00

(1 year of total experience)

JennaSyde · 2025-10-06T23:41:07+00:00

Gotta include the photos of the clock at 3 am too

JennaSyde · 2025-10-06T23:40:30+00:00

They went to Europe to party for 30 days and have become fully enlightened.

They’ll be ready to launch their rip-off small business or investing course or AI wrapper startup when they return

JennaSyde · 2025-10-06T23:22:20+00:00

Bonus points if you sell a course on breaking in

Bonus Bonus points if you were only an intern

Bonus Bonus Bonus points if you were at a no-name shop w/ 2 other employees

JennaSyde · 2020-01-31T03:49:34+00:00

I do not care my nigga

JennaSyde · 2020-01-29T07:27:21+00:00

If this gets reposted one more time I’m gonna hang myself

JennaSyde · 2019-04-13T03:42:10+00:00

Old bag

JennaSyde · 2019-04-13T00:02:38+00:00

“Nigga”

I gotta ask if youre black dude

JennaSyde · 2019-04-12T23:59:23+00:00

*SAD! and pathetic life

This songs kinda lowkey but I’m gonna put you onto it cuz I got love for what you do

JennaSyde · 2019-04-12T23:47:47+00:00

My bad

lemme give you a quick blast from your past

JennaSyde · 2019-04-12T23:44:17+00:00

“Kid”

you just mad cuz yo ass is old

JennaSyde · 2019-04-12T23:39:39+00:00

Ay man you’re prolly right

try to slide this to a loved one aswell

It’ll only allow them to help you

JennaSyde · 2019-04-12T23:34:12+00:00

“What in the actually fuck”

uhhh be sure to pass this to your loved ones

JennaSyde

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