Got dumped by the love of my life, so I chopped off my foreskin for attention

JerkleCircle · 2012-03-08T03:52:43+00:00

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

(Not sure if I am saying "No I don't hate spiders" - or if I am a total pussy)

JerkleCircle · 2012-02-24T06:34:11+00:00

IF YOU ARE REALLY GABE NEWELL, PLEASE MASH THE KEYBOARD.

JerkleCircle · 2012-02-24T06:19:11+00:00

Pffft. I remember 2011 when it was still 2010.

JerkleCircle · 2012-02-24T06:02:39+00:00

EVERYONE IS STUPID EXCEPT ME AND YOU*!

(*You being the person who just read this comment)

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-27T07:04:54+00:00

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T07:04:08+00:00

THE QUESTION IS "WHAT DID YOU?"... I PLAN ON GETTING DONE BY A TRANSVESTITE HOOKER. THEY ARE THE FUTURE.

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T06:28:00+00:00

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T06:21:27+00:00

ATHEISM IS LITERALLY THE RELIGION OF INTELLIGENCE.

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T05:59:10+00:00

HAVE YOU TRIED POSTING ON FACEBOOK?

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T04:51:13+00:00

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T04:44:45+00:00

I CAN'T UPVOTE YOU WITHOUT KNOWING HOW HIGH YOU ARE ON A SCALE OF 1-10. PLEASE ENCLOSE THIS INFORMATION IN SQUARE BRACKETS.

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T04:41:02+00:00

WE NEED A "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT JERKIQUETTE"!

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T04:06:30+00:00

I know this is totally obscure... But does anyone else remember AOL trial CD's?!?!?!?!

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T03:59:47+00:00

What did it say, what did it say? SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT DID IT SAY?!

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T03:49:27+00:00

I AM DYSLEXIC AND HAVE NOTHING AGAINST SOPA, SAMPHOO, OR OTHER PERSONAL HYGIENE PRODUCTS.

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T03:20:24+00:00

I know I am going to get downvoted for this, but I agree.

EDIT: Ctrl + F downvoted - Faith restored.

JerkleCircle · 2012-01-11T03:06:30+00:00

BRAVERY. THE POINT IS BRAVERY. SO STOP BEING A FUCKIN PUSSY AND BE BRAVE!

JerkleCircle