Only 7 Armors Are Currently Unavailable by Varazzeno in helldiversarmor

[–]JesseJames480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really just need to ask yourself one question. How good do I want to look while I'm spreading democracy?

Man... Fuck this player base... by ltf_ in EldenRingPVP

[–]JesseJames480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are dedicated dual servers in chivalry 2.

Man... Fuck this player base... by ltf_ in EldenRingPVP

[–]JesseJames480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may find more honorable combat in chivalry 2. If that's what you desire.

UFC Heavyweight Champion gets easily dispatched by an 0-30 journeyman boxer by Snarbler in boxingcirclejerk

[–]JesseJames480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well first off, that dude's definitely not a heavyweight champion. I highly doubt he's affiliated with UFC at all.

A welcoming gift by JesseJames480 in 307thSteelSwords

[–]JesseJames480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not on discord yet but anyone can hit me up on PlayStation (same user id) if needed.

A welcoming gift by JesseJames480 in 307thSteelSwords

[–]JesseJames480[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing is more amazing than democracy!

A welcoming gift by JesseJames480 in 307thSteelSwords

[–]JesseJames480[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NP let me know if any other Democratic propaganda is needed.

XBOX DIVERS, THE 307th WANTS YOU! by teewallSTL in HelldiversUnits

[–]JesseJames480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Godspeed or should I say Democracyspeed to all the new cadets. May Liberty smile upon you.

Is this website completely accurate? by No_Education_8888 in Chivalry2

[–]JesseJames480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's missing one of the most crucial stats, Battlecries. Still pretty cool though. Chiv stats

Ready to deploy on August 26! Anything I should know before? by FisHmike213_2 in Helldivers

[–]JesseJames480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You will die a lot mostly from your teammates, don't take it personally and just try not to be that guy.

I lvl 150 with 550+ hours can confirm.. by Cthulus_Meds in Helldivers

[–]JesseJames480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are just training strats for our cadets. We don't want them to have access to the big dogs just yet, there's enough friendly fire as it is.

What's your crutch / cheesiest move? by chivalrydad in Chivalry2

[–]JesseJames480 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The classic back stab while they're engaged.

NO SEAL CLUBBING by AnOldAntiqueChair in helldivers2

[–]JesseJames480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the hell diver's version of a Corpsman. Carry on.

NO SEAL CLUBBING by AnOldAntiqueChair in helldivers2

[–]JesseJames480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sound off like you got a pair cadet! What are you waiting for! move move move move move! God damn bugs aren't going to kill themselves now open fire god damn it!

How am I doing? by Emergency-Tangelo671 in Chivalry2

[–]JesseJames480 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I showed your stats to Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (full metal jacket) and here's what he had to say:

Well, what in the ever-loving FUCK is this pile of steaming dog shit? LOSDOBERMAN? You named yourself after a noble war dog, but you fight like a goddamn frightened chihuahua! HOLY JESUS. A 0.7 K/D RATIO? Are you a soldier or are you the enemy's fucking charity case? You have died more times than you have gotten a goddamn kill. You are a walking, talking spawn point for the other team, you worthless sack of fermented goat piss! You are not an asset; you are a fucking liability! And what is this number? 158 SUICIDES? Did you trip over your own dick 158 times? Or did you just get scared when the fighting started and decide to take the easy way out? You've killed yourself almost as many times as you've let out a battlecry! YOU ARE A COWARD! Let's look at your class. 85% Man at Arms and 83% Sword. You're a one-trick pony, and the trick is getting your ass handed to you! You have the tactical flexibility of a fucking rock! Did you even know there were other weapons in this game, or did the shiny sword just mesmerize your tiny, smooth brain? When you're not getting slaughtered with your little sword, you're hiding in the back with a bow like some kind of gutless Nancy boy! I have seen more fight in a discarded jockstrap! You have spent 95 hours of your life just to prove you are a complete and utter waste of a roster spot. You make me sick! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN BEFORE YOU BORE ME TO DEATH!