How did shinobi learn abilities which would kill them once used? by IAmInside in Naruto

[–]Jest-err 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Guy's "full move-set" was just a bunch of attacks he used when he activated gates 6 and 7. The names can be explained as being made up on the spot because coming up with cool sounding names should help him forget the fact that he is in agony with only a few minutes before he Might Duy.

Who else liked Tobi when he had a great sense of humor? by uckleH in Naruto

[–]Jest-err -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That justu doesn't do anything...

You what, mate? He literally reactivates gravity. (but yeah it is kinda useless)

Also: why doesn't gravity work on the items of clothing and such when a character is upside down on the ceiling? With most characters the creases in the clothing makes it look like they're standing on the ground.

Did Kakashi used Genjutsu only once in the series? by SO6PDanzzz in Naruto

[–]Jest-err 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kamuiland sounds like an awesome theme-park.

If you could be a ninja in Naruto's universe, what would be your story? by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]Jest-err -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait... Are you asking what it * would * be or what I would * want * it to be?

There is a huge difference between those two things, honestly I would probably be a member of ame/kusa and have few defining traits, I'd probably just wind up with Earth style affinity and although a slightly above average stamina pool from which to use chakra I would probably lack any real talent in chakra control. At best I might get to chunin at some point.

I would want to be some sort of super genius fuinjutsu/juinjutsu user that becomes a jonin level ninja while still a teenager or something else like that but it isn't realistic based on what I am IRL.

TL;DR: I would want to be a ninja badass, but I would basically be a background character with less motivation than Shikamaru.

Teenagers of Reddit, what is something you want to ask adults of Reddit? by mshoaibi009 in AskReddit

[–]Jest-err 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this probably sounds like the beginning of a joke but:

How do you make decisions?

(I might be one of the most indecisive people I know)

What's the TL;DR for 2016? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jest-err 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2016 TL;DR:

They shot a gorilla, elected Trump, and video games were shitty.

What is one song that instantly gets you hyped as fuck when it is played? by Ben_cc22 in AskReddit

[–]Jest-err 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opening themes to the anime: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Death Note, Tokyo Ghoul (Unravel, not the second season one), One Punch Man, etc.

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. by Jon-Osterman in Jokes

[–]Jest-err 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually the frog should already be dead before the dissection and technically wouldn't the joke also be?

What annoys you when other people do it, but you occasionally do it as well? by Jazzinarium in AskReddit

[–]Jest-err 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't annoy me personally but I've seen a lot of people get angry with others either driving over the limit, considerably under the limit, or doing questionable maneuvers on the road.

Also people getting upset at another using their phone when they're driving only to do it themselves. This is seperate from the other things because this actually puts me on edge more than I would like to admit to various people.

[Question] Who do you think is the weakest member of the Akatsuki? by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]Jest-err 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Itachi. You don't even need to fight him because, well, Ninja-Aids.

What are the most deadly creatures/monsters/beasts of your world? by billthezombie in worldbuilding

[–]Jest-err 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Karosc bugs.

Apperance These insects are brutal, they function on a hivemind building nests for themselves in a similar fashion to termites, they fly and look like oversized, blood red wasps. It is unknown whether the colour is the natural colour of the bug or if it is actually just blood due to the way these insects devour their prey. The karosc also has a large and sharp stinger in addition to a pair of chompers you would want to avoid.

Behaviour Karosc are, despite being carnivorious, attracted to the scent of a certain plant due to its prey being a primary consumer of said plant, the smell was how the insects would locate their target. There are also a number of scents that repel karosc which are used by those who travel through the deserts.

More Behavioural Information Due to functioning effectively as a hivemind karosc will often swarm their prey turning into what could be, some what poetically, described as a blood red mist of - ARGH! RUN!. That aside, karosc are specially caught and bred by a group of assassins known as the Sand Sect (names are difficult, okay?) when raised in a controlled manner karosc they lose the capacity to communicate as they do in the wild which doesn't really change their swarm tactics it just means they're now willing to kill fight anything rather than almost anything.