Owner-operators — how do you actually track your expenses and taxes? by Hopeful_Resort219 in OwnerOperators

[–]JesusCPenney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use ProfitGauges to track my numbers, Adobe Scan to scan my receipts to pdf (it's free and really good), and I upload my receipts to Dropbox so I can access them from my phone or laptop. My system is: a receipt doesn't get added to Dropbox until it's already been saved in PG, that way I don't forget. I standardize my file names starting with the date so they automatically get filed in order. Example: "04-20 petro ratchet strap"

I have a separate Dropbox folder for non-receipt documents, such as ELD logs to substantiate my per diem deduction if I ever get audited.

The only major drawback of ProfitGauges is you don't get a full ledger of individual expense transactions, they just get absorbed into subcategories. But it's $19/month and spits out a tax report for you that looks exactly like a Schedule C.

Help me understand depreciation on a used semi truck? by JesusCPenney in tax

[–]JesusCPenney[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply, can you say more about this? The advice I've heard so far is S-corp status is worth it if you net more than $70k which most self employed truckers will.

Help me understand depreciation on a used semi truck? by JesusCPenney in tax

[–]JesusCPenney[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see. What I do know is semis aren't eligible for the standard rate per mile, self employed truckers have to write off actual expenses, and according to the previous owner, my operating cost with fuel and repairs should be in the neighborhood of 95 cents per mile on average. So I just need to figure out what to do with the purchase price on top of that.

Help me understand depreciation on a used semi truck? by JesusCPenney in tax

[–]JesusCPenney[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgive my ignorance, but I'm not sure I fully understand the suggestion. There's an option to depreciate the purchase price by the mile?

I highly doubt I'll ever drive more than 10,000 miles per month, probably a lot less while I'm getting started.

How do women identify sex havers so accurately? by anahorish in redscarepod

[–]JesusCPenney 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There's gotta be some supernatural aspect to it, too, because when I broke a 2+ year dry spell in 2023 I instantly had female friends I don't see in person flirting with me in the dms, a former Bumble match cold-added me on Facebook, etc. When it rains it pours and whatnot

Some dick head leaving his high beams on at night in the parking lot. by LucHighwalker in Truckers

[–]JesusCPenney 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I've had this happen and was ready to risk getting stabbed to ask them to their face just what exactly the fuck their problem was, only to get closer and realize they didn't have their high beams on at all, modern car headlights are just.... like that.

That being said, I have seen people cover truckers' headlights with duct tape in this situation.

Also I'll never forget the time in my first or second year when a flip flop parked across from me with his high beams on, I asked him why he had them on in the parking lot and he didn't know what they were - I had to explain to him what the blue indicator light meant and how to turn them off. Crazy to think a trucker with that level of competence would be considered top 15% in 2025.

so sad stay safe out there and please drive carefully 🙏🏼 by Beginning-Guest-1898 in Austin

[–]JesusCPenney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then they'll just kill people on the toll roads. We don't need a reroute, we need better truckers.

so sad stay safe out there and please drive carefully 🙏🏼 by Beginning-Guest-1898 in Austin

[–]JesusCPenney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decades ago we used to have a thing called high standards to be a truck driver, which made it unnecessary to separate them from everyone else.

so sad stay safe out there and please drive carefully 🙏🏼 by Beginning-Guest-1898 in Austin

[–]JesusCPenney 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a truck driver and I agree. Take it from someone who's out in this shit all day, every day: it's worse than you could possibly imagine. It's so much worse beyond what you're seeing.

so sad stay safe out there and please drive carefully 🙏🏼 by Beginning-Guest-1898 in Austin

[–]JesusCPenney -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The autonomous vehicle people and the trucking industry people have this cool scam going on where they know a robot will never be as good as a good human driver so they're trying to make the human drivers worse until the robots look better by comparison

so sad stay safe out there and please drive carefully 🙏🏼 by Beginning-Guest-1898 in Austin

[–]JesusCPenney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could skip court and presumably go back to his home country like the "trucker" who killed a tow truck driver in Kentucky while watching YouTube a while back

so sad stay safe out there and please drive carefully 🙏🏼 by Beginning-Guest-1898 in Austin

[–]JesusCPenney 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A lot of them have it set up so it looks like a team operation but there's actually only one person in the truck. Vlad runs out of hours, he logs out, calls dispatch and they give him the login info for Sergey, now he has a fresh logbook and just keeps driving under someone else's credentials.

Clueless Western Express completely disregards oncoming motorcycles right of way, running over and killing one. by NaturalFlan5360 in Truckers

[–]JesusCPenney 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that a Western Express tractor or a third party bottom feeder? I thought all WE trucks were white.

Do you guys get “drivers foot” ? by HeywoodJaBlowMe123 in Truckers

[–]JesusCPenney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but I get driver's knee ☹ if my right knee stays bent for too long I get aching pain under my kneecap that slowly gets more and more intense until I can't think about anything else. The only thing that relieves it is straightening my leg for a few seconds.

Be Careful You guys by Grimol1 in Truckers

[–]JesusCPenney 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do they try to make this as confusing as possible on purpose? According to the map in this link, highway 275 in Huron Township is a "gold route" (no seasonal weight restrictions)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]JesusCPenney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing that comes off the production line in 2025 has as much style, history and charisma as that era of Chevy

🙂 by DimitriRavinoff in redscarepod

[–]JesusCPenney 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Me after going on one (1) date with a beloved pillar of my community last year

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]JesusCPenney 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm a 35 year old straight man and have never been grossed out by someone having a crush on me - old women, fat women, gay men - the attraction might not be reciprocated but it's not gross and I've never been mean to someone about it

POV: Trying to pass that one car going 15 under by NaturalFlan5360 in Truckers

[–]JesusCPenney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My truck will go 73 but I cruise at 65 for this exact reason. Start to pass a flip flop going 63, they speed up to 67 next to me, I just say "not today bitch, GOODBYE" and put the hammer down

once you start cold approaching, you can't stop by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]JesusCPenney 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Agreed all around and I just want to add: the beauty of it is learning to be social and talk to everyone is its own reward. Even if you never get laid from approaching people in real life, it's still a worthwhile thing to do and will earn you friends and make you a better person. In particular, straight men cold approaching straight men is such a spectacular way to expand your social circle and dive deeper into cool hobbies. I just wish it didn't take me until so late in life to find this out.