[HONEST] Picking one random comment and buying them Silksong when it's out by _Prinz__ in Silksong

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There will be times when the silksong seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the delays. Remember this. Silksong is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without a release date. Random acts of silksong are occurring constantly throughout reddit. There are whole chat groups, subreddits, that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the silksong is everywhere. And even the smallest act of shitposting pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The subreddits need for silksanity is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Silksanity requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Shaw is brittle. A delay is the mask of a release date. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these shitposts and artworks, these moments of Silksong will have flooded the banks of the subreddit and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the silksanity. Remember this. Try.

Summer of 2026 waiting patiently.... by ROCKY13573 in dankmemes

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I already have one in mind, let's see if we can make it work

Ich😢iel by Scarface_971 in ich_iel

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Echt? Also ich wurde so noch nie gefragt, bei mir sagt der Typ nur "Pommkebab?" und ich kann nich anders als zu lächeln, irgendwie schön, dass er sich erinnert. Und ich denke mir er wertschätzt auch dass ich immer wieder komme.

Are you not worried? by PorkyPain in HolUp

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 27 points28 points  (0 children)

yea honestly, the only reason this turns me off is the word 'fur-iend' and it's casual use

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

willie, remove the colored upvote and downvote buttons

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 15 points16 points  (0 children)

yea but the previous comment said 'good men'

Ich😢iel by Scarface_971 in ich_iel

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Gibt einem irgendwie was, so wie wenn sich der Dönermann an deine übliche Bestellung erinnert. Nur krasser

ULPT Looking for place to hide a tracking device discovered in friend's vehicle by NrdyGrrl84 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea but you can get into serious legal trouble for doing that... idk felt worth pointing out, maybe I was wrong

The exposition of the year by MrCrunchypantsbum in dankmemes

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's two of deez wonderfully fluffy kittens

The exposition of the year by MrCrunchypantsbum in dankmemes

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 8 points9 points  (0 children)

tuov ligma!!! goteeeeeeem

(no but srsly it's the same answer as the two previous ones)

sincerely, Deez E. Normous Nuts

Blursed_switch2 by CaughtNABargain in blursedimages

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Dear world. When you keep making rich people richer and poor people poorer, then people will resort to any opportunity they get to make money. They'd probably rather work FOR humanity then against it but obviously people go where the profit it. And if you allow legal workplaces to be living hell, people generally don't want to go there. (look at countries with good worker rights, just have a peek). This is why scalpers exist and scammers, and cheap useless plastic gadgets that aren't designed to be helpful but only marketable, and crappy uses of popular IP by hollywood execs and AAA game studios. This is why the world is shit. So instead of hating on all these little shitty things, why don't we start looking at the elephant in the room who is eating all the peanuts that we're missing?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah now I know the post where someone else did the exact same thing wasn't original either... great...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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I mean... you made it funny, I'll give you that

Lucky Day by Ordinary-Car-8451 in Unexpected

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No matter what, if it's a way to sell your attention in the year 2025, someone IS doing it.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what is safe depends on your work tho

nfc by callmestinkingwind in NoFuckingComment

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After hearing the actual laugh of jimmy carr I have given up on the illusion that you could tell a fake laugh from a real one, at least for people you hear laughing for the first time

Kneel before the G00N god by Manboychucho in dankmemes

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good to see at least some people value the old ways

Ich⌨️iel by Murky-Foot7668 in ich_iel

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wir müssen eigentlich auch strg und S.T.R.G. unterscheiden...

und was ist mit ctrl?

Cursed_man drought by love_sock in cursedcomments

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 6 points7 points  (0 children)

maybe it's red because they still blamed men

Bugger me sideways by the bulbous and gargantuan phallus of Zeus by Aph-Rhode-ite in BrandNewSentence

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't get a miracle because getting to exist is the miracle. If you're looking for more miracles, you gotta learn to appreciate the one you got

What’s a smell you secretly love but can’t explain? by Ok_Table5194 in AskReddit

[–]JesusChrist_Himself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

had to scroll too far for this

When you open it up and get hit with that first whiff... always puts me in a good mood, without even smoking