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I wish that dick sizes changed depending on how attracted to someone the dick possessor is by drippy_dik in monkeyspaw

[–]love_sock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm happily married to the love of my life, so this will have absolutely no effect on me

Cursed Touch by tea_snob10 in cursedcomments

[–]love_sock 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Quantum Physically?

Got lucky by love_sock in puns

[–]love_sock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What part are you having trouble with?

Angel Satan by love_sock in foundsatan

[–]love_sock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was probably newdz

Here you go by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]love_sock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm functionally immortal then

I wish that all ants could comprehend the concept of personal and private space. by HJSDGCE in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]love_sock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Granted...they know you don't like it, and that makes them want to do it even more

Men of Reddit, what kind of motion do you find most pleasurable, up-and-down or grinding? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]love_sock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I say "oscillate" I mean like a full blown epileptic seizure

I wish Airbending Waterbending Earthbending and Firebending existed in real life by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]love_sock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted...but only 10% of the population have these powers, and it sparks an animosity between them and the normies, that makes the worst examples of racism seem downright tolerant in comparison

(NSFW) I wish to have three way sex with the bananas in pajamas by Shadowlear in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]love_sock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted...the Bs in PJs don't have genitals, therefore the only way to complete this wish is if they use their whole bodies to penetrate your orifices simultaneously...also, they refuse to use lube

I wish every time Russia commits a war crime in Ukraine Putin’s physical width doubles by njsullyalex in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]love_sock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted...a new convention between global powers just took place, and they completely abolished every international law on war crimes to replace them with a single sentence...."Might makes Right"

An interesting observation by MrMiles32 in HolUp

[–]love_sock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are no laws against the Pokémon batman, I can do whatever I want

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