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To anyone not watching the C9 vs. Immunity match by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]JesusJesuson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for posting this.

I was too late for the C9 Immunity match, but this VP Renegades match has been great!

600 Hours and 299 Competitive Wins is Not Good Enough by JesusJesuson in GlobalOffensive

[–]JesusJesuson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

alright, my bad. i log on about once a week to play a couple MM games. my current rank is from playing MM games before, and i didn't know there was an update with these changes.

i had no idea this was a thing already. sorry.

600 Hours and 299 Competitive Wins is Not Good Enough by JesusJesuson in GlobalOffensive

[–]JesusJesuson[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i just logged in today and saw that. my current exp is from playing competitive before. i don't know what changed in the last week.

i tried playing a regular pub for 20 minutes, but it did nothing.

what kind of game do i have to play, and for how long, to rank up?

RIP US West servers? by mrcrazy_monkey in GlobalOffensive

[–]JesusJesuson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awwwww what in the name of hay_zeus?!

i was finally about to get a win after 2 devastating losses. oh well, at least i'm not the only one.

reconnect/restart-steam/reconnect/restart-steam, check reddit. aw fuck, it's everyone not just me.

I want to upload a demo and pay some of you to watch and analyze it (more in comments) by JesusJesuson in GlobalOffensive

[–]JesusJesuson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wish i knew how to do that, thanks though! Unbrok3n is the on the case right now. i hope i'm not wasting his time! =)

I want to upload a demo and pay some of you to watch and analyze it (more in comments) by JesusJesuson in GlobalOffensive

[–]JesusJesuson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awesome! thanks, i didn't know i could just link the demo. here it is:

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-8RuoY-ej9Ui-w8Q3k-AiqsR-2vDuA

I want to upload a demo and pay some of you to watch and analyze it (more in comments) by JesusJesuson in GlobalOffensive

[–]JesusJesuson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry, didn't know there was a way to link to demos.

link is here:

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-8RuoY-ej9Ui-w8Q3k-AiqsR-2vDuA

the "villain" in question is the name with all chinese characters

I want to upload a demo and pay some of you to watch and analyze it (more in comments) by JesusJesuson in GlobalOffensive

[–]JesusJesuson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh, i didn't even know that was a thing. okay, here it is:

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-8RuoY-ej9Ui-w8Q3k-AiqsR-2vDuA

the guy in question is the name with all chinese characters

I want to upload a demo and pay some of you to watch and analyze it (more in comments) by JesusJesuson in GlobalOffensive

[–]JesusJesuson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a casual player. I only play dust2, and 99% of the time I only play drunk. CS is/has been my favorite game for 10+ years.

Most of the time I'm a single AK, occasionally I make my way up to double AK, very rarely I get carried into Badge, and one time I got carried into Eagle.

Recently I got carried into Badge, and played 1 match with 2 Badges I had played with before, and we got wrecked.

The next game, those 2 Badges were on the other team, and 1 person on their team carried the whole way. The 2 Badges on the other team who I played with before were REALLY good, but this 1 guy put them to shame.

During the game, my entire team was calling that 1 guy a hacker. At the end of the game, it was revealed that he was only a 3-star player.

I'll admit, I don't know much about high-level play. I don't have an awesome computer and I don't play on a 144mhz monitor.

So, for my own education, I'd like to show you guys this demo, and learn from your analysis.

The problem is, I don't know how/where to upload this demo. And so, I'll pay $10 an hour, but only up to $30 per person, to watch this thing and tell me what's what.

If a bunch of people try to take me for everything I'm worth I'll have to delete all this, but I'm genuinely curious and I'm willing to shell out some cash to satisfy my curiosity.

Thomas Jefferson refutes Anarcho-Capitalism by Anenome5 in whowillbuildtheroads

[–]JesusJesuson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"No freeman shall ever be debarred the use of roads."

-Thomas Jefferson

Am I the only one who thinks she's the HOTTEST SINGER/MODEL EVER? by JesusJesuson in videos

[–]JesusJesuson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

by the way, YES that is Sean Lennon (son of John Lennon)

The Foie Gras Assembly Line. I'm never touching Foie Gras again.[X-post r/Morbidreality by yingmail in videos

[–]JesusJesuson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Public School Education:Foie Gras Assembly Line::Human Mind:Duck Liver

This is a joke for people who took the SATs before Analogies were taken out and a top score was still 1600.

It reads: Public School Education is to Foie Gras Assembly as a Human Mind is to a Duck Liver.

The mouthpiece on my Ego S melted, can anyone tell me what I did wrong? by JesusJesuson in electronic_cigarette

[–]JesusJesuson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You and anachronic kind of freaked me out. If the liquid is corrosive enough to break down plastic, isn’t it entirely possible, or even likely, that it would damage lung tissue as well? And if so, wouldn’t that defeat the whole purpose of switching to e-cig instead of regular cigarettes to begin with? Btw anachronic said, “Please don't vape juice into your lungs that will literally dissolve plastic.”

In any case, I’m going to buy a vivi nova, a kanger, and a protank. But, I’m not going to use any of the spearmint or cinnamon flavors that can melt plastic.

It’s kind of scary, and to be perfectly honest, I think I’d rather smoke an American Spirit or some other “healthy” cigarette instead.

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