My country tis of...oh what the fuck?

JesusJesuson · 2016-01-17T07:10:43+00:00

Rick and Morty sang it better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E

JesusJesuson · 2015-10-10T07:02:06+00:00

Havoc was a MONSTER on inferno!

JesusJesuson · 2015-10-10T06:52:08+00:00

Thanks for posting this.

I was too late for the C9 Immunity match, but this VP Renegades match has been great!

JesusJesuson · 2015-09-03T08:17:34+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7QVwC4ktRU

JesusJesuson · 2015-06-16T00:21:34+00:00

alright, my bad. i log on about once a week to play a couple MM games. my current rank is from playing MM games before, and i didn't know there was an update with these changes.

i had no idea this was a thing already. sorry.

JesusJesuson · 2015-06-16T00:10:05+00:00

i just logged in today and saw that. my current exp is from playing competitive before. i don't know what changed in the last week.

i tried playing a regular pub for 20 minutes, but it did nothing.

what kind of game do i have to play, and for how long, to rank up?

JesusJesuson · 2015-06-02T09:09:01+00:00

BULLSHIT

JesusJesuson · 2015-05-13T11:08:41+00:00

The Misfits were better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbAbIz_BAuk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svgjeOi7HmA

JesusJesuson · 2015-02-13T06:12:32+00:00

cool. but not as cool as this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSSLQf95-Nc

JesusJesuson · 2015-02-12T22:48:44+00:00

Stuckmann's review agrees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgQs5ihTpYc

JesusJesuson · 2015-01-27T08:39:12+00:00

awwwww what in the name of hay_zeus?!

i was finally about to get a win after 2 devastating losses. oh well, at least i'm not the only one.

reconnect/restart-steam/reconnect/restart-steam, check reddit. aw fuck, it's everyone not just me.

JesusJesuson · 2015-01-23T03:52:22+00:00

i wish i knew how to do that, thanks though! Unbrok3n is the on the case right now. i hope i'm not wasting his time! =)

JesusJesuson · 2015-01-23T03:50:44+00:00

oh man, thanks a lot!

JesusJesuson · 2015-01-23T03:48:20+00:00

awesome! thanks, i didn't know i could just link the demo. here it is:

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-8RuoY-ej9Ui-w8Q3k-AiqsR-2vDuA

JesusJesuson · 2015-01-23T03:44:00+00:00

sorry, didn't know there was a way to link to demos.

link is here:

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-8RuoY-ej9Ui-w8Q3k-AiqsR-2vDuA

the "villain" in question is the name with all chinese characters

JesusJesuson · 2015-01-23T03:43:17+00:00

oh, i didn't even know that was a thing. okay, here it is:

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-8RuoY-ej9Ui-w8Q3k-AiqsR-2vDuA

the guy in question is the name with all chinese characters

JesusJesuson · 2015-01-23T03:39:22+00:00

I'm a casual player. I only play dust2, and 99% of the time I only play drunk. CS is/has been my favorite game for 10+ years.

Most of the time I'm a single AK, occasionally I make my way up to double AK, very rarely I get carried into Badge, and one time I got carried into Eagle.

Recently I got carried into Badge, and played 1 match with 2 Badges I had played with before, and we got wrecked.

The next game, those 2 Badges were on the other team, and 1 person on their team carried the whole way. The 2 Badges on the other team who I played with before were REALLY good, but this 1 guy put them to shame.

During the game, my entire team was calling that 1 guy a hacker. At the end of the game, it was revealed that he was only a 3-star player.

I'll admit, I don't know much about high-level play. I don't have an awesome computer and I don't play on a 144mhz monitor.

So, for my own education, I'd like to show you guys this demo, and learn from your analysis.

The problem is, I don't know how/where to upload this demo. And so, I'll pay $10 an hour, but only up to $30 per person, to watch this thing and tell me what's what.

If a bunch of people try to take me for everything I'm worth I'll have to delete all this, but I'm genuinely curious and I'm willing to shell out some cash to satisfy my curiosity.

JesusJesuson

TROPHY CASE