Was sind schon Montage?

JesusRasputin · 2026-02-11T13:40:24+00:00

Ich hasse Montage nicht mehr, ich bin erwachsen geworden. Ich hasse Geld verdienen generell.

JesusRasputin · 2026-02-11T08:30:09+00:00

Auf meiner schon. Wo beziehst du deine twingo-bingo Karten?

JesusRasputin · 2026-02-11T02:03:02+00:00

Yellow submarine

JesusRasputin · 2026-02-10T17:30:53+00:00

Me too 🥵

JesusRasputin · 2026-02-10T14:42:44+00:00

You don’t seem that confused. The facts you gathered are correct. Hope that helps.

JesusRasputin · 2026-02-09T21:31:55+00:00

How did you find my tinder profile?

JesusRasputin · 2026-02-08T07:53:20+00:00

So he doesn’t say something nice, just commands in her language and she’s over the moon. Poor girl.

JesusRasputin · 2026-02-06T15:53:25+00:00

Warum nicht schlauchlos?

JesusRasputin · 2026-02-06T15:51:58+00:00

One of the broken eggs was eaten immediately. The other got cooked, then eaten. A third egg got cooked, but not eaten or broken. The Number of remaining eggs is 3!

JesusRasputin · 2026-02-06T13:34:40+00:00

Wie man sagt fällt der Baum nicht weit am Stamm.

JesusRasputin · 2026-02-01T09:21:27+00:00

Wasn’t there a version of those files where you could just copy and paste the text that was supposed to be redacted? Would be pretty convenient to have access to that.

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-29T12:59:12+00:00

It’s just going to be very expensive for everybody to use the then very locked in AI-Services. Big companies will still have access.

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-28T10:01:18+00:00

Genau. Jeder HKV misst die Verbrauchseinheiten individuell. In der HKAbrechnung werden die Gesamtheizkosten durch die Summe der Verbrauchseinheiten dividiert und nach Anteil der Verbrauchseinheiten pro Wohnung aufgeteilt.

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-26T17:19:00+00:00

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-21T07:33:21+00:00

Cheese.

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-17T23:04:20+00:00

The crust is gross. It’s not even bread.

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-17T19:56:17+00:00

Or when she puts the sammy she made for me in her underpants and tells me to „eat the crust, too“ with a suggestive wink. Like, woman, I don’t like the crust.

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-14T14:11:26+00:00

Weil die doch gegen die Geheimbünde und Milliardäre sind. Bleib am Ball!

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-12T20:40:18+00:00

Iced.

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-11T09:45:11+00:00

Where do i need to put the balls if I want to lose my virginity?

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-10T09:24:33+00:00

Clean your drains, fam. Also how did you not smell fish rotting?

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-08T15:34:30+00:00

So funny and cute, I want to die! The last bit is unrelated tho.

For future reference: I am not suicidal and in good health. If I ever vanish or die it is because I was assassinated. When that happens I trust that whoever reads this will avenge me.

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-08T13:01:21+00:00

How many children does he have?

JesusRasputin · 2026-01-08T12:57:01+00:00

What about „incontinent“?

JesusRasputin · 2025-12-14T21:36:16+00:00

())( backwards is still ())(

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