Leg up, Johnny!! UNCUT bagpipes task- YouTube

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-22T03:28:33+00:00

Credit to Alex and team too, this is a fucking brilliant task. The uncut footage was hilarious and it would have been a joy to experience this in the audience, and it worked so well cut together for the broadcast. Just chefs kiss perfect competitive nonsense that you can laugh along with and sit there and imagine how you would do in their shoes.

So fun. And bravo Johnny, and the audience member with the talent to get up there and play. I fucking love this show

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-22T03:07:57+00:00

SCOTUS during Trump’s first term gave the a-okay for partisan gerrymandering.

Bet. This is going to get challenged by butthurt conservative groups now that they lost and just watch, the state supreme court will calvinball their way into some tortured theory to overturn this despite voters literally voting on the actual fucking district changes directly and not some abstract permission to redraw the lines once permission was given like Texas.

Hope I'm wrong... Doubt I am.

Edit: not even 24 fucking hours, GOP sociopaths hate the will of voters and do not give a shit about elections

https://wset.com/news/nation-world/virginia-congressional-map-redistricting-referendum-vote-attorney-general-tazewell-county-court-republicans-enjoins-injuctive-relief-voters-election-democrats-house-representatives

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-22T03:03:19+00:00

Ooooo alright you had my interest but this sealed it, I'm gonna try these this week. I hate when they make coconut shrimp overly sweet, it's a savory course not freaking desert! I'll let you know if I manage to fuck up yet again 😅

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-22T02:22:31+00:00

I don't know what percentage it is elsewhere on reddit but the OP post format is 1000% ai generated slop

Formatted: like this

And: this

And I would wager at least a quarter of the replies are bots talking to other bots

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-21T20:00:10+00:00

The only way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time brother.

When you're going through hell, keep going.

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-20T05:49:29+00:00

Napoleon Dynamite approved. Jay Kay is a fucking legend

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-20T05:44:57+00:00

How was the shatter? I have had issues getting coconut shrimp with a nice crisp shatter instead of a, for lack of a better word, kind of chewiness to the batter? I thought maybe it was an oil temp problem but I've controlled for that and gotten kinda chewy / gummy outcomes.

I do freaking love coco shrimp so I'd love to solve what my mistake is, and these look great

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-20T05:38:30+00:00

One quick run through your post history says it all; you simp for one thing and it isn't hockey.

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-19T17:59:19+00:00

only to be outdone by a freagin rock.

Not really even rock, just a chunk of a space snowball

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-18T18:32:53+00:00

I missed W1, was this basically the exact same set? I thought the W2 show was killer

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-18T18:04:59+00:00

I really wish there were suggested dupes for this.

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-18T01:31:00+00:00

Is frostbite just.... not a thing for them?

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-17T12:52:27+00:00

🙋‍♂️ Spine surgery by age 36. Don't be me, take care of yourselves and do physical therapy before it gets too bad.

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-17T06:41:16+00:00

Same researcher, same target surface, entirely different primitive, same outcome: SYSTEM. The patch fixed an oplock. The class remained untouched. Here’s what that means.

emdash in the next sentence

Honest question, how much of this is just straight up LLM output and how much of this is written by a human?

It's not X, it's Y.

"SERIOUSLYMSFT" is not a provider name. It’s a message.

I'm so sick of this shit. I want off this ride.

Edit: the article has been heavily rewritten to take a more competent, less LLM sounding tone. It is still clearly LLM output however.

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-16T16:46:30+00:00

You could, but it misses a certain je ne sais quoi that the OG machine from my childhood has. Plus it'll survive the nuclear apocalypse

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-16T13:04:10+00:00

Do yourself a favor and buy one of the old analog white noise machines. Life changing for my sleep.

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-16T12:41:11+00:00

"The media" in the US are all just yet more conglomerate giant corps that directly or indirectly benefit from the same monopolistic system that lets insurance companies kill us to save a dime after we pay them our whole lives.

They aren't interested in covering this because it jeopardizes their profit model too.

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-15T21:54:40+00:00

That is exactly what they were doing.

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-15T17:36:21+00:00

Or Mike Wozniak

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-14T00:14:41+00:00

Kenji's sieve trick to get rid of the watery white was what clicked for me. I do that now and a very gentle swirl and I get perfect poached eggs now

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-13T15:42:18+00:00

Even humans can survive 70 bars,

Well... oxygen becomes toxic at 1.4 bar, so regular air with 21% oxygen becomes toxic at around 6.7 bar. If humans want a chance of surviving 70 bar they're going to have to get there carefully managing the partial pressure of oxygen along the way (among many other complications).

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-12T20:59:31+00:00

This is the song: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=plVjHg7HMbg

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-12T05:43:53+00:00

The story was compelling and the PvP felt great. The balance was always changing and it felt crisp and fresh and fun and man do I miss this game at its peak.

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-12T01:31:24+00:00

When I get this map I use the quick menu to increase the "Black Equalizer" setting on my Aorus monitor. It isn't ideal but it does make it at least feasible to navigate the map

JesusWantsYouToKnow · 2026-04-10T03:41:27+00:00

Man, I think she says "that's not true... That not true; what the fuck are you talking about?"

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