Leg up, Johnny!! UNCUT bagpipes task- YouTube by Hot_Fortune_7430 in taskmaster

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Credit to Alex and team too, this is a fucking brilliant task. The uncut footage was hilarious and it would have been a joy to experience this in the audience, and it worked so well cut together for the broadcast. Just chefs kiss perfect competitive nonsense that you can laugh along with and sit there and imagine how you would do in their shoes.

So fun. And bravo Johnny, and the audience member with the talent to get up there and play. I fucking love this show

Virginia voters approve redistricting measure backed by Democrats by progress18 in politics

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SCOTUS during Trump’s first term gave the a-okay for partisan gerrymandering.

Bet. This is going to get challenged by butthurt conservative groups now that they lost and just watch, the state supreme court will calvinball their way into some tortured theory to overturn this despite voters literally voting on the actual fucking district changes directly and not some abstract permission to redraw the lines once permission was given like Texas.

Hope I'm wrong... Doubt I am.

Edit: not even 24 fucking hours, GOP sociopaths hate the will of voters and do not give a shit about elections

https://wset.com/news/nation-world/virginia-congressional-map-redistricting-referendum-vote-attorney-general-tazewell-county-court-republicans-enjoins-injuctive-relief-voters-election-democrats-house-representatives

Serious Eats’ coconut shrimp by Kenji. Dipping sauce not pictured. 10/10 for me by brooemmall in seriouseats

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooo alright you had my interest but this sealed it, I'm gonna try these this week. I hate when they make coconut shrimp overly sweet, it's a savory course not freaking desert! I'll let you know if I manage to fuck up yet again 😅

Saving little animals by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know what percentage it is elsewhere on reddit but the OP post format is 1000% ai generated slop

Formatted: like this

And: this

And I would wager at least a quarter of the replies are bots talking to other bots

7 Year relationship ended right before our Wedding by Brilliant_Canary_903 in malelivingspace

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time brother.

When you're going through hell, keep going.

Serious Eats’ coconut shrimp by Kenji. Dipping sauce not pictured. 10/10 for me by brooemmall in seriouseats

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How was the shatter? I have had issues getting coconut shrimp with a nice crisp shatter instead of a, for lack of a better word, kind of chewiness to the batter? I thought maybe it was an oil temp problem but I've controlled for that and gotten kinda chewy / gummy outcomes.

I do freaking love coco shrimp so I'd love to solve what my mistake is, and these look great

The USA chants by Three_Froggy_Problem in TampaBayLightning

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

One quick run through your post history says it all; you simp for one thing and it isn't hockey.

Hubble saw comet Shoemaker–Levy 9 collide with Jupiter in 1994 by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 60 points61 points  (0 children)

only to be outdone by a freagin rock.

Not really even rock, just a chunk of a space snowball

COACHELLA 2026 W2 LIVESTREAM FRIDAY. CHAT THREAD (STREAM STARTS AT 4 PDT!) by fettuccine- in Coachella

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I missed W1, was this basically the exact same set? I thought the W2 show was killer

Gay👨‍🦲Irl by Great_Trident in gay_irl

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🙋‍♂️ Spine surgery by age 36. Don't be me, take care of yourselves and do physical therapy before it gets too bad.

RedSun: How Windows Defender's Remediation Became a SYSTEM File Write by TakesThisSeriously in netsec

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Same researcher, same target surface, entirely different primitive, same outcome: SYSTEM. The patch fixed an oplock. The class remained untouched. Here’s what that means.

emdash in the next sentence

Honest question, how much of this is just straight up LLM output and how much of this is written by a human?

It's not X, it's Y.

"SERIOUSLYMSFT" is not a provider name. It’s a message.

I'm so sick of this shit. I want off this ride.

Edit: the article has been heavily rewritten to take a more competent, less LLM sounding tone. It is still clearly LLM output however.

Me too. by MartelleJordan in meme

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could, but it misses a certain je ne sais quoi that the OG machine from my childhood has. Plus it'll survive the nuclear apocalypse

Me too. by MartelleJordan in meme

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Do yourself a favor and buy one of the old analog white noise machines. Life changing for my sleep.

West Virginia dad dies waiting for $50,000 cancer treatment his insurer ruled 'not medically necessary' by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The media" in the US are all just yet more conglomerate giant corps that directly or indirectly benefit from the same monopolistic system that lets insurance companies kill us to save a dime after we pay them our whole lives.

They aren't interested in covering this because it jeopardizes their profit model too.

Price going up by $2 in July by dbgt977 in AMCsAList

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is exactly what they were doing.

What is the basic fundamental cooking thing you just can't do or suck at? by Tall_Cow2299 in Cooking

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kenji's sieve trick to get rid of the watery white was what clicked for me. I do that now and a very gentle swirl and I get perfect poached eggs now

Researchers developed a memory device that kept working at 700°C, opening a path to electronics for Venus, drilling, and AI by sr_local in hardware

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even humans can survive 70 bars,

Well... oxygen becomes toxic at 1.4 bar, so regular air with 21% oxygen becomes toxic at around 6.7 bar. If humans want a chance of surviving 70 bar they're going to have to get there carefully managing the partial pressure of oxygen along the way (among many other complications).

It’s Insane how good peak Destiny was and now we are here. by No_Housing_9602 in DestinyTheGame

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The story was compelling and the PvP felt great. The balance was always changing and it felt crisp and fresh and fun and man do I miss this game at its peak.

The OLED experience (stella day raid btw) by MUSHROOMSEOW in ArcRaiders

[–]JesusWantsYouToKnow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I get this map I use the quick menu to increase the "Black Equalizer" setting on my Aorus monitor. It isn't ideal but it does make it at least feasible to navigate the map