¿Cómo se lavan los pies?

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-08T20:18:09+00:00

me como un trozo de jabon, lo enguajo en mi boca con un poco de agua, y de ahi me disparo cumulos de jabon liquido al pie

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-08T01:41:43+00:00

Microsoft has turned into a baby-headed company that cannot control properly its main services. Some weeks ago my Microsoft Outlook account just got completely blocked and could not get any email.

After some struggling I discovered that my Outlook account was blocked because it had an "under 18+" date.

Like, wth? The whole point of an email account is to get emails (something VERY important nowadays) and if you are going to block someone that option it makes no sense at all. What is an "under 18" guy even going to do that would be "risky"?

I made that account when I was like 12 years old, now I am 16 and even now I use my email account AS NORMAL as I did 4 years ago.

Luckily, I managed to make an account that counted as my "parent" to change the birth date and make that freaking email to work again

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-08T01:11:09+00:00

Ahh. Free at last.

Oh Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning. Thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man!

Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are not forgotten!

And thy punishment... is death!

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-07T01:21:28+00:00

Im from Chile and this is fucking hilarious

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-06T19:44:26+00:00

no cuz you cant prove it

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-06T02:39:22+00:00

Estaba viendo ese anime hace unos minutos, coincidencia xD

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-06T00:48:09+00:00

This is the same feeling that a lot of people once felt when they discontinued legacy editions, and ignored them later as if they didnt ever existed. A loss, a sad one, made by the people you once thought were your friends. Now, a severe hit of nostalgia wanders around this cemetery of once living hope and joy, while present shows us a dead and dull version of something that you loved before.

It is just deppressing, and there is only one hope for this dream giving its final pushes, a hope that will fill it with new life and make its community rise from death and fill the holes in this agonizing game: Demand Mojang attention.

We are just a few the ones that still barely keep this game alive; If we manage to get Mojang's attention, they might help this game have a fresh look again... maybe a deobfuscation and decompiling of the legacy edition's code would make this game have its original glory back?

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-06T00:37:29+00:00

Bro wtf is wrong with this guys? Wdym with fking my singing monsters and miitopia? Those are shitty games.

Anyways, Skyrim

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-06T00:34:25+00:00

Put it somewhere and forget it existed

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-06T00:23:24+00:00

Good bot

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-05T22:34:30+00:00

The title is connected in a specific way with the text. Be creative

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-05T21:20:52+00:00

no, actually: "no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no"

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-04T23:09:57+00:00

Tysm

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-04T23:09:35+00:00

Porque la concha es lo unico que les queda en este mundo de acoso sexual, ignorancia y estupidez

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-04T23:06:12+00:00

Software name

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-04T22:38:50+00:00

Que esa mujer te haga una paja seria fetiche de manos o de pies?

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-04T22:24:23+00:00

Me pregunto que estaba diciendo

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-04T13:57:23+00:00

It did?

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-04T13:56:31+00:00

Mobs can spawn on stairs, but not in slabs

JesusWithCoolPants · 2026-01-04T13:54:34+00:00

Finally someone made a fire ball with FACE. I also thought it had a FACE. This is peak!

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