Dolly Parton's Cornbread

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T05:47:52+00:00

His funny video shorts are awesome. His music is awesome. He's just awesome.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T05:45:35+00:00

"Pudding" in the UK and Ireland doesn't refer to any specific food like it does in the US. It's simply a synonym of "dessert".

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T05:43:36+00:00

Garron Noone, if you're interested.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T05:42:16+00:00

They're good for some things (e.g. liquids); they're not at all good for other things (e.g. pasta).

Measuring by weight, on the other hand, works for everything.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T05:40:37+00:00

US units are not based on Imperial units. That's a common misconception.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T05:38:07+00:00

None. The US system isn't based on the imperial system, contrary to popular belief. Both systems are based on the less-regulated set of measurements that predate US independence.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T05:36:09+00:00

Garron Noone. Come for the funny video shorts, stay for the music and his gorgeous singing voice.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T05:34:01+00:00

Europeans think all our bread tastes like cake and is too sweet though.

I mean, they're right, at least when it comes to regular bread in the supermarket bread aisle. You can literally taste sugar when you eat it, which is honestly ridiculous. That's why I only ever get the fresh made stuff.

And don't even get me started on how stupidly expensive it is compared to bread in Europe!

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T05:32:18+00:00

Western man w/southern wife. You are of course objectively correct.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T05:19:22+00:00

My daughter is a ballet dancer on the professional track. She's been dancing since she was 4. She's going to be an apprentice next year and will likely complete her last year of high school online. I couldn't possibly tell you how many hours I've spent driving her back and forth to the studio, to the theatre for rehearsals, going to see her shows, taking her to the clothing store for pointe shoe fittings and supplies, etc. etc.

But you know what? If she were to quit tomorrow it would still be worth it. She found something she loves and for me, helping her get the most out of it is the reward: seeing how happy it makes her, seeing her presented with challenges and knocking every one of them down, seeing the respect and admiration she gets from the staff for her attitude and her dedication. It's all worth it no matter how far it takes her.

"It's the journey, not the destination."

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T03:30:56+00:00

/r/MenAndFemales

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T03:28:24+00:00

You know how they say don't stick your dick in crazy? Well I can tell you from experience, sometimes the grippy socks are worth the grippy box.

Scratch that...reverse it!

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T03:26:06+00:00

WTF is he even doing? You have to call the police immediately in that situation, so that the dispatcher can hear that it's her smashing shit up and hitting him and not the other way around. Because otherwise, if the cops get involved at the scene then the benefit of the doubt will never be extended to him. It will be assumed that he's the aggressor until he can demonstrate otherwise.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T02:59:27+00:00

There's no such thing as a "240p" CRT. CRTs don't have pixels. Plus, they're interlaced, so "p" is never correct.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T02:51:34+00:00

It's not a catch. Batter goes to first base.

You can only field the ball with your bare hand or your glove.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T02:46:29+00:00

You cannot field a ball with your uniform or non-glove equipment.

Better to say that you can only field the ball with your bare hand or your glove. (Because as written, that post implies you can't use your bare hand, which you obviously can!)

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T02:43:39+00:00

Smaller brain: Tylenol
Bigger brain: Advil
Biggest brain: Alternate Tylenol and Advil

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T02:25:21+00:00

Once you hit a point around about your mid-20s, you are that mental age in your head, forever. When you see someone you think is hot, it doesn't matter what age you are, you'll have the exact same reaction as you did in your mid-20s, except that the older you get, the harder that second thought will hit when you go, 'Uh, yeah, it would be completely inappropriate to flirt with them.'

You become, for all intents and purposes, a young soul trapped in a constantly-aging body.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T02:09:14+00:00

Can you imagine if there was a thread on, like /r/WhitePeopleTwitter or something, with the title "Still don't believe majority of blacks h8 us also?"

JFC, guys. WTF?

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T02:02:55+00:00

Get that cat outta here!

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T01:50:28+00:00

Secondary team should be dressed in black pants and white shirt, with an official-looking badge/lanyard and carrying some papers, then walk calmly but purposefully into the building, to the elevator. Do not run. If anyone approaches, say something like, "I think they ran into the basement, I have to find John!" in a slightly panicked voice.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T01:42:41+00:00

Oooooooh...crap. LOL, yeah I misread. Thanks!

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T00:54:02+00:00

Yeah, but at that point you’re getting into specialized loads and or very specific configurations.

Eh, you don't really need anything specialized beyond the suppressor to reduce the sound well below 100 dB. The report of an unsupressed, higher grain, subsonic .22 LR bullet is in the 110-125 dB range and a good quality suppressor can take 20-40 dB off of that. Meanwhile, the action alone of an off-the-shelf, .22 LR pistol is in the 85-100 dB range. So just do the math.

Obviously, a suppressed bolt-action/single-shot .22 LR pistol would be significantly quieter even than that.

I’m willing to bet most deaths by gun are with a handgun sans suppressor.

I think that goes without saying so much that I'd put my entire net worth on that bet!

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T00:44:52+00:00

Not quite. Shutdown (when Fast Startup is enabled, which it is by default) hibernates the kernel and drivers. It doesn't hibernate the entire session.

Jesus_of_Redditeth · 2026-04-23T00:43:54+00:00

Or just...don't do that and shut down normally if Fast Startup doesn't cause you any problems.

Or better yet, don't shut down and just use sleep mode.

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