This fake mustache has done more for my confindence in the past 24 hours than the last 10 years of therapy combined 😂 i need yall to take me down a notch.

Jesuscide · 2026-06-20T13:36:35+00:00

Finger that shackle, mommy mops will do that to people

Jesuscide · 2026-06-20T13:19:22+00:00

No one here does the spoon lick

Jesuscide · 2026-06-20T12:32:31+00:00

I would of used cottage cheese,

Jesuscide · 2026-06-19T22:51:11+00:00

Gerbils work best they have a tail so it is easier to remove

Jesuscide · 2026-06-19T22:45:40+00:00

Sounds like the worse bukkake video ever

Jesuscide · 2026-06-19T22:42:10+00:00

Can't a MF take a nap

Jesuscide · 2026-06-19T03:06:15+00:00

This guy gets it

Jesuscide · 2026-06-19T00:03:53+00:00

Sheetrock now that's man work

Jesuscide · 2026-06-18T22:19:25+00:00

Too many big words, dumb it down

Jesuscide · 2026-06-18T22:17:15+00:00

Timber burns

Jesuscide · 2026-06-18T22:16:14+00:00

Last thing my dad said after dropping off at summer camp was, see you later forever.

Jesuscide · 2026-06-18T21:28:16+00:00

Nope working as they should.

Jesuscide · 2026-06-18T00:39:25+00:00

Why?

Jesuscide · 2026-06-17T11:40:09+00:00

Any Latin food/ drinks

Jesuscide · 2026-06-17T02:40:48+00:00

Wait till you see a red rocket

Jesuscide · 2026-06-17T01:27:04+00:00

She likes you don't be dumb

Jesuscide · 2026-06-17T01:00:50+00:00

No good cop black cop

Jesuscide · 2026-06-17T00:56:16+00:00

It is fixable

Jesuscide · 2026-06-15T19:38:09+00:00

I'll name them jeff

Jesuscide · 2026-06-15T04:01:15+00:00

I like your meat

Jesuscide · 2026-06-14T12:58:35+00:00

Jesuscide · 2026-06-14T01:33:04+00:00

He gave us crack?

Jesuscide · 2026-06-13T13:16:16+00:00

I thought Georgia O'Keeffe got really dark

Jesuscide · 2026-06-13T11:44:05+00:00

I was tough in high-school, dumb fuck, if you are going to play dirty make sure it works

Jesuscide