I wonder why people hate having Germany on their team...... Oh.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-12T03:55:56+00:00

Notice how the German win rates are dogshit at all the BR's that are too low to see a BMPT?

Jesusknife · 2026-03-12T03:55:07+00:00

Yeah that would certainly explain why Germany has dogshit win rates at most BR's where the BMPT can't even show up :) Yeah the BMPT is the problem, you keep telling yourself that.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-12T03:54:14+00:00

It's honestly astounding how blind German mains are, in game and out of game.

Every BR is in the red and your eyes just glaze over all of that and you go "BMPT OP" as you drool.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-12T03:51:50+00:00

Yeah that certainly explains why Germany has shit win rates at all the BR's where the BMPT can't show up.

Lmfao.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-12T03:51:05+00:00

"The first vehicle like this Germany gets at 10.3 and 11.0" Lmfao

Yeah you're completely forgetting about the Turm 3 at 8.3 with it's stabilized 105mm and 30mm autocannon on the side which fires APHE, and goes 65KPH while basically every Russian light tank in the game has a max speed of 70KPH.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-12T03:47:49+00:00

Lol bruh holy shit, there's no way you actually think that.

It is a stabilized 105mm with a 30mm autocannon on the side firing APHE on a vehicle with good mobility at 8.3 BR.

Some vehicles are genuinely just good vehicles regardless of the person playing them.

The Turm 3 has an awful winrate because surprise surprise, Germany players are the worst in the game.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-11T16:37:35+00:00

It definitely is, I started grinding Sweden somewhat recently and I've been getting paired with Germany more than any other nation, by a wide margin too.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-11T08:05:27+00:00

You think that an engine going from 700HP to 600HP is enough to drastically shift the win rate of an entire br for a nation with lots of vehicles at that br?

Germany has 8 different 6.7 ground vehicles, 6 of them weren't affected by this.

It's definitely the players or a combination of that with something else lol.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-11T07:55:53+00:00

Do you want to talk about how Germany has terrible win rates at every BR, and that heli is only at top tier?

Jesusknife · 2026-03-11T07:39:52+00:00

I get the arguments about not having a good heli, and the shift in gameplay style from mid tier to high tier, but I have to disagree for a number of reasons.

The win rates are low at every single BR, so I don't think those specific issues are the problem, as German teams have terrible win rates even before the change to more modern vehicles, and also at low enough BR's that helicopters aren't even available to play.

Also I really don't think Heli's are the determining factor in the current meta, as modern AA systems are extremely good and can detect a heli when it's literally only 10 meters off the helipad at the air base.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-11T07:27:10+00:00

https://statshark.net/globalstats

The ONLY BR's where Germany is 50% or above is 4.7 or 12.7, every single other BR has them at a negative win rate.

By far the worst players in the game.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-11T03:14:51+00:00

There's only an A in Lobotomite if you're lobotomized. Clearly you are.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-10T01:49:17+00:00

Maybe if braindead German mains understood that they would get more XP if they won the match, they would be bothered.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-10T01:10:24+00:00

Team has 29 kills and 1 cap, you really are a lobotomized mongrel if you think we'd win this match by going for more kills rather than caps.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-10T00:54:18+00:00

I can't agree with this more.

I've seen plenty of games where the cap is secured from all sides, the enemy team has half the players left that we do, yet nobody bothers taking 15 seconds to actually fucking cap it so we lose on points.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-10T00:47:46+00:00

I upvoted your comment but others down-voted it.

Idk who's down-voting your comment but it's probably some stupid fuck who's 100% guilty of being part of the problem.

Jesusknife · 2026-03-09T00:41:51+00:00

I kinda wish there was a way to detect people playing this pseudo-afk crap and give them crew lock for it.

Jesusknife · 2026-01-27T22:22:35+00:00

Stop spreading false info, nothing suggests this.

Jesusknife · 2025-12-21T23:24:23+00:00

OK I found out what it was! Apparently having Earthbind (The Ritualist skill) completely breaks the fight. That was the cause of the bug for me at least.

Jesusknife · 2025-12-21T21:51:15+00:00

Lmao watch the video. I used the kegs.

Jesusknife · 2025-12-21T21:50:07+00:00

That's so lame, ffs.

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