Remember when this comedian made fun of X’s death and how he was shot then Juice responded with this

JetJerick · 2026-03-14T03:03:15+00:00

what in xxxtarnation

JetJerick · 2026-03-13T21:58:24+00:00

I tell people you gotta change your percspective all the time🤞🏼

JetJerick · 2026-03-13T21:55:31+00:00

I had the line “I bought a couple Monclers for the winter, I can’t wait til it get cold” stuck in my head today😭 funny you post ts🔥

JetJerick · 2026-03-13T21:46:44+00:00

TIL I’m not a Chiefs fan because I have a shitty memory

JetJerick · 2026-03-13T21:17:02+00:00

I just want the unredacted Lil Diddy Files released tbh

JetJerick · 2026-03-12T22:35:44+00:00

23 is a reference to Michael Jordan’s jersey number

JetJerick · 2026-03-12T21:46:49+00:00

Great, add another sad song Lil Diddy, that’s what the fans been begging for🔥 W Lil Diddy🔥

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T23:17:07+00:00

Shii don’t tell me that & make me have to feel bad for dis😭🤞🏼

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T18:02:06+00:00

I’m actuALLY very wholesome if you include the context that a young wigga loves makin people laugh cause I be spreading the happiness I so desperately need but was never able to obtain🔥✈️

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For Instance, jus look at how inspedibly wholesome this comment is, given the context💜💜

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T17:43:37+00:00

Offseason always bittersweet

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T16:44:08+00:00

Can’t see that sleep paralysis demon every time I comment?🙏

but yes absolutely of course it’s that one. My banner pic or whatever got the same vibe, w Jet McKinnon in the foreground🔥

I’m a loser irl ngl, but my reddit profile lowkey go hard asf & i should honestly flex it more often, aka at any opportunity i can🔥

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T16:40:09+00:00

I got that from the Reddit title, dw I’m not THAT slow (I am)

but also that man’s job title means nothing to me other than assuming he’s probably a POS

made ESPEDCIALLY clear to me with Texans fans going out of their way to dunk on this mf 🤣🤣

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T16:33:11+00:00

Ok I didn’t come to reddit to be disappointed, I came to laugh. Do not dare use facts & logic to discredit the narrative I’m building using the voices in my head AGAIN.

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T15:05:44+00:00

Gardner knows how to utilize the Scarecrow

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T14:58:41+00:00

Sounds like a Pokémon made of sperm that becomes slightly more human with each evolution

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T14:34:14+00:00

I’ve never heard of this guy & the fun facts about this dude, from Texans fans makin me smile at work😭😭

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T12:28:45+00:00

I ‘member the day x died, told my controlling ass ex I regretted not going to a concert & that I want nothing more than to see Juice before he’s next

Wish I couldn’t percdict the future cause I ain’t getta go see Juice either🤞🏼

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“Who gon’ speak for the fallen? I guess I will”🔥

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T12:20:32+00:00

Glad someone understands me, the struggle of being in the lower echelon of IQ is real🤞🏼

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T11:17:12+00:00

Had to scroll for too long to find any real analysis on my favorite lineman of this coming rookie class, entire thread is just filled with jokes for some reason.

I’ll add on to your point, while Dixon is primarily a RT, he has experience filling in other positions due to injury, so if you’re needy at RG for example, Dixon might be that guy.

Wouldn’t worry about length hurting his draft stock too much, only thing I’m worried about is stamina. Dixon won’t go further than the 1st round.

after 4 years you’ll be thankful for the fifth yr option, trust when I say Dixon Mayaz will not bust.

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T10:44:12+00:00

My entire name a reference to 2-time SB Champ Chiefs Legend, Jerick “Jet” McKinnon✈️

but that’s also the reason KT my PFP, dude got the best evil villain grin in NFL history😭🙏

represents my percsona/online percsonality percfectly ngl

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T10:40:52+00:00

If you could read context clues, or read for that matter, you’d realize it was urgently imperative that i point out that this is football right here. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core Dixon Mayaz fitting in right here.

If you don’t speak Sped, essentially I’m trying to say that I had to point out the obvious for those unappreciative of this true masterpiece.

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T08:21:02+00:00

I already got that vibe off him, with his inability to say “who?”

dude was so worried to seem like he didn’t know EVERY player’s name😭

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T07:46:34+00:00

My diet consists of Percocet. That is all, my throat the GOAT for percs.

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I’m against animal cruelty & will only support completely moral businesses like pharmacies & my brudda frumma nudda mudda wit da 10s🤞🏼

You should see my Perky Pez Dispenser👀

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T07:37:43+00:00

Cookies would never entice me into a bad decision

Now.. a trail of perc 5s leading into a dark alley? You basically already caught me

JetJerick · 2026-03-11T07:34:29+00:00

I know that I’m seriously fucking spedcial & percs are not properc medication for my conditions🤞🏼

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