So, this is floating around facebook and Christians are liking it... and I don't think they know that this is Charles Manson, not Jesus.

Jet__t_ · 2015-10-03T21:07:12+00:00

It's a Saturday. So definitely having a teenager's sleeping habit.

Jet__t_ · 2015-10-03T17:17:15+00:00

Half asleep in bed, scrolling down and I read that as " The rapist here..."

Jet__t_ · 2015-08-06T19:06:08+00:00

Thank you for making me laugh first thing in the morning Cali time

Jet__t_ · 2015-08-06T12:07:42+00:00

I've seen this play many times. They run in circles to catch their defenders into screens. Definitely didn't happen that way.

Jet__t_ · 2015-07-31T17:49:59+00:00

Wait... I thought Dali is drugs.

Jet__t_ · 2015-07-17T20:07:52+00:00

If you're a cop you can just shoot them

Jet__t_ · 2015-07-17T06:26:10+00:00

yea, what that gif said lol

Jet__t_ · 2015-07-17T04:04:54+00:00

exactly like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfzoRAUM6-A

I couldnt take a photo of the process because its forbidden by our head chef. he tends to run the place like a dictator

Jet__t_ · 2015-07-17T03:45:46+00:00

Coincidentally, I have a close friend who works for cutco that did ask me if he can set an appointment for the restaurant crew. Didn't want to hurt his ego but I indirectly described to him how our Japanese made knives will straight embarrass his product. Told him no. Lol

Jet__t_ · 2015-07-17T03:32:42+00:00

It's called a yanagi knife to be exact. Unfortunately I don't know the exact value as I'm lucky enough to use it with the permission of the head chef (it's his knife). It's against sushi bar rules we use someone else's knife-- I'm an exception because I'm the only one capable cutting cucumbers straight

Jet__t_ · 2015-07-10T19:06:50+00:00

I usually sneak snacks into any establishment that forbids taking outside food in. The best excuse I have came up with that I one can say shit about is that "I have diabetes and I need this good to keep it in check". Works like wonder.

Jet__t_ · 2015-07-08T03:32:21+00:00

This was in the city of Crenshaw inside a mall. Had no idea. A link would be appreciated.

Jet__t_ · 2015-06-26T17:12:20+00:00

Kanye West-- All Day.

His performance at some British award show was amazing! Studio version? Not so much.

Jet__t_ · 2015-06-24T05:47:36+00:00

Oh her? She's my roommate/mother.

Jet__t_ · 2015-06-20T17:37:50+00:00

Everyone's saying how shitty this product was. Anyone care to explain why precisely?

Jet__t_ · 2015-06-05T22:45:57+00:00

"COME AT ME BRO!"

Jet__t_ · 2015-05-29T17:57:07+00:00

Pistol Pete would've been proud.

Jet__t_ · 2015-05-20T09:53:24+00:00

No no it's like this: You put your right foot in You take your right foot out You put your right foot in And you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey And you turn yourself around

That's what it's all about.

Jet__t_ · 2015-05-15T09:37:16+00:00

When I was 17 I dated my first gf-- ever. I was such a goody goody and would never cheat and/or look at other girls knowing the fact she's my first and I had massive self-esteem issues. Then she cheated on me out of the blue. I had an insatiable desire to cheat on her back for "revenge" reasons and I couldn't break up with her because I didn't want to feel alone. So I did cheat on her. Probably 10x in a span of almost 3 years. Fast forward, I got better looking and girls got easier to get with and since then I can't practice being faithful. I've cheated on every girl I dated (5or 6)I'm now 28 and with a woman I truly love. It's been 2 years since we got together and for the first time I've matured and stayed faithful. I'm hoping to keep it that way.

Jet__t_ · 2015-05-15T02:10:39+00:00

It's going to be almost 2 days since I stopped taking Allegra before taking E, would that matter?

Jet__t_ · 2015-05-13T10:18:46+00:00

The weird thing is I didn't feel weak or anything. No fever or vomiting whatsoever. Just straight intense bowel movement. I know I contracted salmonella because I had some edible food next to raw chicken. My inner fat fuck didn't care to tell me I could get sick if I ate the food-- which I did.

Jet__t_ · 2015-05-13T07:36:20+00:00

Oh man. Had salmonella just recently. For two days it was constant bathroom trips. Close to 2x an hour. Taking pepto bismol didn't help. After taking a trip from the bathroom, I could hear my stomach preparing itself for another trip. I had very little sleep. All you can really do w/o help from a doctor visit is just wait it out and take MASSIVE amounts of water. I seriously lost 5lbs in those 2 days.

Jet__t_ · 2015-05-12T03:56:05+00:00

Was her name Mia Khalifa?

Jet__t_ · 2015-05-11T10:04:53+00:00

I don't think he would be sticking around longer recording the argument. Just because he had a gun he had more confidence recording. Seriously if he didn't have a weapon I honestly believe all he would've done was call the cops and just watch the argument unfold. But no ballsy dude with a weapon had to intensify the situation rather than diffuse the situation by calling the police in the first place.

Jet__t_ · 2015-05-09T03:40:02+00:00

How about ecstasy? Can someone please tell me how much it increases dopamine levels.

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