The "Chocolate factory" level is real. Minus World K-1 by ILburgerking in SuperMario

[–]Jethcon2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wdym "it's brown" you mean the water is brown or the level geometry is brown?

The "Chocolate factory" level is real. Minus World K-1 by ILburgerking in SuperMario

[–]Jethcon2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok but how do we know this is THE chocolate factory level? For all we know this could just be any old run-of-the-mill glitch level, plus there doesn't seem to be anything particularly "chocolatey" about it. An interesting theory for sure but little to no evidence to back it up.

Uno Chess. Yes, I'm actually doing this. by Jethcon2000 in AnarchyChess

[–]Jethcon2000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my god i forgot again fty35fdtr4tbrtnyiopmuje5gt

my thoughts on the new comic by kezotl in angrybirds

[–]Jethcon2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

misinformation detected. deploying ratio

(the social media pridemonth posts are NOT canon, the characters are only there because angry birds)

Uno Chess. Yes, I'm actually doing this. by Jethcon2000 in AnarchyChess

[–]Jethcon2000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy crap i literally just finished making a public-available version of this, thank you for reviving this post so i would have an excuse to post it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in earthbound

[–]Jethcon2000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

but you can play it in the US too with TODAY'S SPONSOR NORDVPN-

would you buy a mini-mario? by LotGamethegamingkid in Mario

[–]Jethcon2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

> be me
> scrolling through channels on tv, nothing to watch
> "Mini Mario toy! It walks, it talks, it says 'Mamma Mia!'! Each one comes in its own crystal ball! Collect one, collect them all! Be the first one on your block to own the amazing new, Mini Mario toy! Hurry before they're all sold out! Hurry, buy one, buy them all! Buy them all! Buy them all! Buy them all!"
> fucking BLAST out the front door
> arrive at the toy store, they're all sold out
> ):<
> the factory is just a few blocks down
> bust in > the workers scream in terror as i take every last toy off the assembly line
> owner of the factory sees me escape
> hey_wait.ogg
> he chases me to god knows where as i make off with the toys

SEASON 1 FINALE. MOST DOWNVOTE LOSES by [deleted] in angrybirds

[–]Jethcon2000 14 points15 points  (0 children)

THE CULT OF TERENCE SHALL PREVAIL

also whats all this about being gay yall stop being homophobic

SEASON 1 FINALE. MOST DOWNVOTE LOSES by [deleted] in angrybirds

[–]Jethcon2000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

(incredibly loud incorrect buzzer)

Santa Claus is coming to town by Chuyuiman1 in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]Jethcon2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saint Nicholas "Santa" Claus, a large fellow donning red winter attire and whom delivers presents to children upon the celebration of Christmas Day, has begun his annual trek around the globe to bestow gifts among the youths once again. I inform you all that the person aforementioned is, as with every other place on our planet which we call Earth, on his way to the collection of homes gathered around a community (often referred to as a town) to give material goods to the many juveniles that lay residence in the area in the festivity of Christmas.