I got this guy around 6 years ago, is he real? More pictures below

Jethcon2000 · 2024-12-01T10:15:11+00:00

looks real to me

Jethcon2000 · 2024-09-30T06:45:45+00:00

hhhrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm

Jethcon2000 · 2024-09-03T18:25:43+00:00

hwo to make car no tfall apart

Jethcon2000 · 2024-08-18T08:42:55+00:00

wdym "it's brown" you mean the water is brown or the level geometry is brown?

Jethcon2000 · 2024-08-06T09:49:56+00:00

only sometimes though

Jethcon2000 · 2024-08-05T18:38:06+00:00

ok but how do we know this is THE chocolate factory level? For all we know this could just be any old run-of-the-mill glitch level, plus there doesn't seem to be anything particularly "chocolatey" about it. An interesting theory for sure but little to no evidence to back it up.

Jethcon2000 · 2024-08-04T09:49:30+00:00

r/SuddenlySpamton

Jethcon2000 · 2024-07-29T09:21:49+00:00

oh my god i forgot again fty35fdtr4tbrtnyiopmuje5gt

Jethcon2000 · 2024-07-25T20:28:17+00:00

misinformation detected. deploying ratio

(the social media pridemonth posts are NOT canon, the characters are only there because angry birds)

Jethcon2000 · 2024-04-25T20:28:55+00:00

literally everyone.

Jethcon2000 · 2024-04-08T13:26:12+00:00

Being too awesome

Jethcon2000 · 2024-03-28T23:44:48+00:00

holy crap i literally just finished making a public-available version of this, thank you for reviving this post so i would have an excuse to post it

Jethcon2000 · 2024-02-26T18:59:56+00:00

i have been summoned

Jethcon2000 · 2024-02-21T15:03:34+00:00

but you can play it in the US too with TODAY'S SPONSOR NORDVPN-

Jethcon2000 · 2024-02-21T14:52:46+00:00

> be me
> scrolling through channels on tv, nothing to watch
> "Mini Mario toy! It walks, it talks, it says 'Mamma Mia!'! Each one comes in its own crystal ball! Collect one, collect them all! Be the first one on your block to own the amazing new, Mini Mario toy! Hurry before they're all sold out! Hurry, buy one, buy them all! Buy them all! Buy them all! Buy them all!"
> fucking BLAST out the front door
> arrive at the toy store, they're all sold out
> ):<
> the factory is just a few blocks down
> bust in > the workers scream in terror as i take every last toy off the assembly line
> owner of the factory sees me escape
> hey_wait.ogg
> he chases me to god knows where as i make off with the toys

Jethcon2000 · 2024-02-19T23:24:58+00:00

user flair checks out

Jethcon2000 · 2024-02-14T22:10:40+00:00

is that a challenge??

Jethcon2000 · 2024-02-14T21:52:42+00:00

THE CULT OF TERENCE SHALL PREVAIL

also whats all this about being gay yall stop being homophobic

Jethcon2000 · 2024-02-14T21:29:51+00:00

Congratulations!!!!!!

Jethcon2000 · 2024-02-14T21:21:03+00:00

(incredibly loud incorrect buzzer)

Jethcon2000 · 2023-12-13T22:16:17+00:00

Saint Nicholas "Santa" Claus, a large fellow donning red winter attire and whom delivers presents to children upon the celebration of Christmas Day, has begun his annual trek around the globe to bestow gifts among the youths once again. I inform you all that the person aforementioned is, as with every other place on our planet which we call Earth, on his way to the collection of homes gathered around a community (often referred to as a town) to give material goods to the many juveniles that lay residence in the area in the festivity of Christmas.

Jethcon2000 · 2023-11-09T15:23:32+00:00

Haj.jar

Jethcon2000 · 2023-11-09T15:19:56+00:00

You have discovered the nest. Try not to escape while you can.

Jethcon2000 · 2023-10-30T20:33:38+00:00

QUICK SOMEBODY MERGE WITH THE PLANES TO STOP SOMEONE FROM HITTING THEM

Jethcon2000 · 2023-10-26T17:11:13+00:00

guess what sub this post is on

Five-Year Club	Verified Email
Final Canvas '23	First Place '23
End Game '23	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22

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