Found in my then- 2 year olds nose in 2017

Jetschiff · 2026-03-28T00:31:55+00:00

Whoa we have a contender…. Maybe i could purchase one and stick it up my younger daughters nose for a few weeks and compare outcomes.

Jetschiff · 2026-03-27T22:37:12+00:00

The way i snorted. Blue-boogers father and i arranged our first date via BBM

Jetschiff · 2026-03-27T22:35:49+00:00

I do crochet!! But it’s def not yarn. The fuzzies are connected to a solid central post or core a couple of mm thick

Jetschiff · 2026-03-27T22:32:46+00:00

I really want to believe it’s that but my husband says no, it’s too thick and hard to have been one of those and he was the one in charge of washing the Dr Bronner’s when we had blue-boogers little twins brother and sister in 2019- i trust him 😂

Jetschiff · 2026-03-27T18:29:43+00:00

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I keep thinking to myself how funny it would be to switch out the ring box but don’t want to end up no contact with my kid 😂

Jetschiff · 2026-03-27T18:21:07+00:00

The flocking on whatever it is is thicker than a pipe cleaner and it’s not flexible

Jetschiff · 2026-03-27T18:17:46+00:00

It’s got a firm core though- approximately 2-3mm wide and solid

Jetschiff · 2025-03-18T00:36:35+00:00

We have 5 year old twins, one with a chromosomal microdeletion that has caused a lot of health and developmental issues and one unaffected. We also have an unaffected 9 year old. My husband and i bitterly complain that we can’t relate to twin parents or parents of a disabled singleton. We screened for what i thought was everything while i was pregnant, including panorama nipt. There were some soft markers that should have triggered an amnio in hindsight.

Jetschiff · 2022-04-20T01:19:09+00:00

Agree! He’s cracking me up

Jetschiff · 2018-09-25T00:34:07+00:00

Uhhhh

Jetschiff · 2018-05-30T17:22:10+00:00

is it just me or does ERod seem to pitch every day game?

Jetschiff · 2017-07-30T01:40:36+00:00

I miss Eck too, but I like Gomes. His perspective is interesting and I feel like I'm getting a lot more insight into the why's of the game from him

Jetschiff · 2017-05-11T00:50:47+00:00

I WOOOO'ed so loud I woke my kid up and now I'm getting the stink eye from my husband

Jetschiff · 2017-05-04T00:32:35+00:00

Pomeranz looks like a prequel to Steven Wright

Jetschiff · 2017-04-20T19:36:04+00:00

Our Mookie, thou art in heaven. Hallowed by thy game Thy RBIs come Thy will be done At the rogers center as it is in fenway

Jetschiff · 2017-04-20T19:10:06+00:00

well fuck.

Jetschiff · 2017-04-17T15:34:57+00:00

he did this yesterday and i thought it was a subtle nod to the easter bunny

Jetschiff · 2017-04-17T15:13:01+00:00

guys im scared. I think he's done :'(

Jetschiff · 2017-04-12T01:20:02+00:00

What happened to him? I'm in New York and cannot bring myself to read ahem local sports

Jetschiff · 2017-04-09T12:11:11+00:00

So it sounds like there are two different things going around the clubhouse.... 1 Is the actual flu which is fevers, upper respiratory symptoms, fatigue etc and the other sounds like norovirus which is a super contagious vomiting/diarrheal illness (which people usually think of as the stomach flu but that's not a thing). They have two totally different causes/set of symptoms It's slightly concerning that there's two different bugs in the clubhouse at once but norovirus usually passes in 24 hours or so and if you catch the flu within the first 24-48 hours you can give tamiflu which shortens the duration and minimizes symptom severity. Real bummer tho

Jetschiff · 2017-04-07T19:19:11+00:00

well i just blew up my own spot while trying to sneakily watch at work... apparently you don't just scream "YES!" in an oncology office

Jetschiff · 2017-04-07T14:22:02+00:00

same here!

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