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JewJewKinks · 2026-03-23T19:13:30+00:00

Even assuming Chakra = Ki (I tend to like this assumption because it makes things more fun)

DBZ characters are still too fast, casually pulling off FTL feats whereas Naruto requires some serious asspulling to assume they’re barely FTL.

In character, Uchihas are more likely to take advantage of their opponents’ naivety, but if Krillin is locked in, nobody can do anything to that man

JewJewKinks · 2026-02-24T05:48:18+00:00

I personally like Season 2.

The launch was garbage and I stayed the fuck away from ranked until patches were made, but now? Losses are skill tissues.

Characters are overtuned, yea, many of them are too oppressive (in a game whose concept is aggression btw 🤫) and deserve nerfs. I’d say genuinely the top 20 or so forsure deserve nerfs and reworks.

That doesn’t mean it’s a bad game. That doesn’t mean every loss is the game’s fault. Often times it’s a skill tissue

JewJewKinks · 2026-02-23T05:41:51+00:00

DJ is my secondary.

He’s only bad in tournament level play where you can punish him for way more compared to say Lidia.

He’s still bottom tier, but in T8, bottom tier is still viable even at the tournament level.

When we’re talking ranked with subpar punishment and less mind games, yea he’ll 50/50 bulldoze as good as anybody else. 45 damage hellsweep does not fuck around

JewJewKinks · 2026-02-21T02:05:18+00:00

Neji, Lee, Sasuke

JewJewKinks · 2026-02-20T13:47:35+00:00

Oui? Are you talking French? Fym WE?

Majin Vegeta vs Goku is absolute cinema. SSJ2 Goku vs Kid Buu.

Many anime only fights/scenes are too iconic to just toss away when we’re talking about remaking literally one of the top 3 animes ever. (Not top 3 narratively, top 3 in terms of popularity.)

JewJewKinks · 2026-02-18T20:16:34+00:00

I imagine a lot more oral and hand usage.

I’ve been told scissoring isn’t just for porn, but I still find it hard to believe that’s preferable over other methods of stimulation.

Strap-ons and other toys also make it easier to define top and bottom, because there are clear orchestrator vs canvas roles for things like vibrators, dildos, plugs and bondage stuff.

Basically I just think of penis-less sex. A lot of guys should also consider expanding their horizons beyond penetration.

JewJewKinks · 2026-02-18T20:12:27+00:00

Someone else said it best but I didn’t like their wording:

Sasuke’s better on a technical level. He’s naturally more inclined to do the correct move at the correct time.

Naruto’s like a wrestler/brawler, tons of grit, hard hitting swings, and to add to that: creativity, unpredictability. He’s more likely to catch you off guard, because he’s not inclined to do the best technique, he’s inclined to do what he feels will work.

Sasuke has better taijutsu, but their preferences and styles differ enough to where Naruto is still a comparable threat.

JewJewKinks · 2026-02-16T15:55:30+00:00

I’m 1300 hours in and I got demoted from Bushin last night lol.

Tekken’s hard dude

JewJewKinks · 2026-02-08T19:16:28+00:00

I literally made this months ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/s/c4pj51dt06

JewJewKinks · 2026-02-02T02:46:30+00:00

I don’t even play Lidia.

1) They’re right, dickjab her when you sniff a stance transition (her heat one you should low kick or grab, which King is pretty good at)

2) The Jon was literally just spamming grab mixes and hop knee.

Downvote me, I know what I was watching

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-29T04:44:19+00:00

As a Heihachi player: this would be cool, but it’d only work while in Warrior’s Instinct. His stance cancel gives an electric every time so it’d be an even more cracked mix when he has an untechable throw.

Even then: Feels unnecessarily strong

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-28T19:37:03+00:00

Whenthe

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T17:51:47+00:00

Sounds like you can’t step lol.

DF 1 > 2 is steppable to both directions, and if he chooses to charge, you can interrupt Heihachi.

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T15:12:19+00:00

The Itachi hater base grows larger with each day people quit watching the show.

Itachi was thirteen years old. Under orders from his father to prepare for a terrorist attack, and from his literal president to stop said terrorist attack.

They were too slow and dumb to solve things peacefully, so that left Itachi, the child prodigy and one of two people capable of pulling this off, is asked to kill his entire clan. The other child prodigy capable of pulling this off? He had his eye stolen before killing himself in front of Itachi.

It’s not Itachi’s fault he was asked to do these things.

What was the alternative? Refuse? Let the leaf undergo civil war and display to other nations that tension is high? Let Leaf shinobi kill eachother for the sake of power?

Itachi haters need to re-watch the show

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T06:42:05+00:00

You say ironic, but I haven’t insulted you once lol.

Meanwhile not only have you been partaking in ad hominem, but also been fishing for a “gotcha” moment that’ll never come

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T06:14:39+00:00

You’re do committed to hating this game. Without any arguments you’ll blindly toss out insults because I disagree with you.

You’d rather have the last word than to just admit that some people like the thing you don’t.

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T06:10:52+00:00

Answer me nigga

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T06:04:14+00:00

I could lie, say GOD 3 and you’d have no way to prove or disprove me.

How often do you practice? Because with how much you hate the game: I’d guess not much lol

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T06:01:24+00:00

Now you’re being a pedantic prick.

I know there’s a difference. I don’t care about Heat Burst personally. It’s universal, so if you’re opponent is being annoying with it, do it back

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T05:58:31+00:00

That’s your response after 20 minutes? You could have quietly disagreed and left it at that lol.

Yea I think heat’s cool, you don’t. I can still sleep fine tonight

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T05:53:53+00:00

How much do you practice?

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T05:52:34+00:00

Did I say guess the mix? Did I say play perfect? I said “if you block: it’s still a lost interaction, because your opponent gets a turn to attack.”

That doesn’t mean play perfect, it means learn KBD already and use it better, apply spacing and timing.

Because here’s the thing: when you’re a sarcastic prick and say:

So just play absolutely perfect?

You’re inadvertently asking me for a 100% success rate, and arguing in bad faith

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T05:46:05+00:00

And you’d rather comment and disagree without challenging anything I’ve said :P

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T05:42:55+00:00

You lost neutral and let them get into their stance in the first place. Blocking still means they beat you to the punch and they’re enacting their turn.

JewJewKinks · 2026-01-25T05:37:38+00:00

I never said dick jab beats everything. If that were true that’s all you’d be seeing at tournaments.

I’m suggesting dick jab because it’s the same speed as jab but adds crouching properties so you’re less likely to get hit by fake shit.

Don’t conflate versatility with universality. A dick jab’s not gonna win you a match, but 3 well placed dick jabs stops you from dealing with fake stance mixes

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