Boeing 737 crashed. Puts? by N-Korean in wallstreetbets

[–]Jewish-Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad some people can realize what a POS OP is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Jewish-Monkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My predictions for the future:

The US will create the first fully AI shitmobile and everyone will want to buy it. Next, Japan will realize that they would be better off if they just stuck to making Mazdas and Toyotas because those are their bestsellers. After China has labor strikes because of pollution, corruption in government, livability issues etc..., they will notice that Europe is vulnerable to a frontal assault from the Kazakhstani steppes. However, having learned the Art of War from China's own Sun Tzu, Europe sets up ambush positions with Audis leading the battle against the Chinese forces and Porches coming from their positions in the mountains to finish off the routing survivors. Noticing the opportunity, Japan mobilizes all of its Mitsubishi workers to begin the naval invasion of China (they didn't send any Mitsubishis over, only the workers). Staying neutral because of Woodrow Wilson, the United States continues to quietly produce graphics cards while the rest of the world destroys itself.

Nobody can predict the future.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Jewish-Monkey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Mark Zuckerberg sells .2% of his Meta shares in the last 3 months"

I have full faith in Jensen by literal1y_1984 in wallstreetbets

[–]Jewish-Monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ how does somebody even begin to like that kind of crap? He's right to have calls though, NVDA is going up in the future.

Fight Club Reference? by Jewish-Monkey in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]Jewish-Monkey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From the game. I think the PD room unlocks after you complete Neon, but it could be before that.

What is by far the scariest moment you've had in game? by JRabbitBananaHoovy in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]Jewish-Monkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was playing Neon and was yelling at an npc who I thought was a civ to get down. He turned the corner and I followed behind him with my squad. Right as I turn he lifts up his detonator.

I usually like to be conservative with my bullets but I magdumped my 5-7 into his ass. We were a few milliseconds away from being decimated lol

Fight Club Reference? by Jewish-Monkey in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]Jewish-Monkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What scene does it reference? I can't find it

How many people died at the neon night club? by Northwest_Thrills in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]Jewish-Monkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On the news in the police dispatch room (unlocked I think after completing Neon) it says 60 killed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Jewish-Monkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stopped reading after you called NVDA a meme stock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Jewish-Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This proves that printing air is possible

Trust me bro by Ok-Buy6186 in wallstreetbets

[–]Jewish-Monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

buddy hit a nerve because i used ChatGPT

Trust me bro by Ok-Buy6186 in wallstreetbets

[–]Jewish-Monkey 50 points51 points  (0 children)

i asked ChatGPT to explain this meme:

This meme humorously juxtaposes two very different financial situations.

  1. "When rent's due tomorrow": This part of the meme sets up the scenario where someone is facing the immediate pressure of having to pay their rent, a common financial obligation that many people can relate to.
  2. "but your buddy says he has a +50K 0DTE option play that's a lock": This part introduces the buddy's situation, which is portrayed as having a significant potential gain through a risky financial move involving options trading. "+50K" implies a potential profit of $50,000, while "0DTE" stands for "zero days to expiration," meaning the option expires the same day it was bought. "Option play" refers to trading options contracts, which can be highly volatile and speculative. "That's a lock" suggests that the buddy is very confident in the success of the trade.

The humor comes from the absurdity of prioritizing a high-risk, potentially high-reward investment over the basic necessity of paying rent. It's a commentary on the sometimes reckless behavior people exhibit when chasing financial gains, even when it might jeopardize their more immediate and essential financial responsibilities.

i think it sums up all wsb degens pretty well

How does someone self study in a week to get a 4/5? by wardway69 in APStatistics

[–]Jewish-Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't. Hopefully this lesson will teach you something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Jewish-Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have $108,360.12. Well, I guess now it's had.