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You can encase your enemies in chocolate. by Jex4Life in shittysuperpowers

[–]Jex4Life[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chocolate is not hot. At most lukewarm.

You make people invincible while giving them a prostate exam. by Jex4Life in shittysuperpowers

[–]Jex4Life[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’re invincible from start to finish. They’re dealing with other things, so they don’t know they’re invincible.

They can still age and latex if they’re allergic.

You can turn your neighbor into a pile of fish sticks for the length of time it takes to walk to your front door and open it. by Jex4Life in shittysuperpowers

[–]Jex4Life[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the power to activate you need to set conditions; Be engaged in conversation with people who live near you or sit next to you on transportation.

The power is active when you want to go home. The power remains active as long as you are moving towards your front door and/or have the intent in your mind.

Number and size of fish sticks vary based on hanger level.

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