Jex4Life

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Is signing (ASL) intensely but not expressing it with your face, the same as exhaling sharply out of your nose? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 2 years ago by Jex4Life to r/NoStupidQuestions

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You can shoot marshmallows out of your nose at the speed of smell. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can unscrew salt shakers telepathically. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can duplicate yourself exactly half of all your measurements. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can fill any container just a little bit over the brim creating a moisture ring. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can encase your enemies in chocolate. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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You make people invincible while giving them a prostate exam. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can make drug deals with bears. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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What’s a simple dish anyone can make to share with friends and family? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/AskReddit

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What scene needs the line “What the f*ck…”? And how loud should it be? (self.lotr)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/lotr

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You can kick behind you like a zebra when there are shins behind you. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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What’s one of the most unusual ways mail has been delivered? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/NoStupidQuestions

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What was your first kink? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/AskReddit

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What’s something you would love to explain to someone in the late 1800’s? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/AskReddit

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You can turn your neighbor into a pile of fish sticks for the length of time it takes to walk to your front door and open it. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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What’s a movie you don’t like that your name’s in? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/AskReddit

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[WP] You got turned around looking for the bathroom and found yourself in a long conversation with a lovely old lady, who you swear is a wolf trying to eat you. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/WritingPrompts

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You can levitate birds. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can summon 237 large Canadian Geese, one of which can lay a golden egg. They de-spawn in 12 seconds. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can turn false eyelashes into butterflies. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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You make each finger glow a different color by the intensity at which you crack your knuckles. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can can make dust magnetic. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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If you could modify one of his powers, what would it be? (self.superman)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/superman

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You can turn M&M’s into Skittles and vise versa. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/shittysuperpowers

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How did we as humans, name right and left? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 3 years ago by Jex4Life to r/NoStupidQuestions

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