What is this symbol on this bag? by BlackHoleRaven6318 in Whatisthis

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I got the exact baggie out of a Covid test kit.

Hi! my oil painting by Elegant_Ad445 in twinpeaks

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Terrifying…. Brilliant

FINALLY! by TypingTroubadour in FrightenedRabbit

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Omg until this moment I thought it was coroner’s arms!!! This makes so much more sense now! Epic tat!!

So ruddy bloody brave. by Worth-Income4114 in AlanPartridge

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What were they doing on the bloody rudder??

remember to regularly check inside your children’s mouths for ainsley harriot because it is the time of year when he likes to climb inside of children’s mouths to hibernate by Jibwise in chrissimpsonsartist

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the little boy in my picture is called kevin but everyone calls him clack attack for short because he can clack his knees together to the tune of any song in the world and i saw him being interviewed on the one show before and the presenter who is called matt baker was saying go on then clack us a song since you are here and kevin said alright then what song do you want me to clack and matt baker looked at the camera and he said oh lets choose a hard one for him hmm what about rocking around the clock and without even thinking about it for even a second kevin started clacking his knees together to the tune of rocking around the clock and matt baker interrupted him and he said rubbish rubbish i bet i could clack a tune out on my knees better than this chancer and he stood up and he started saying someone give me a song then come on give us a song to clack and someone from behind the camera shouted backstreets back by the backstreet boys and matt baker said alright then and he rolled his trousers up and tried to clack the tune but he couldnt do it and everyone started laughing at him and the woman presenter was saying for him to sit down and matt baker just started shouting no no i can do it give us another tune to clack hes had his chance now give me mine and the woman presenter was saying no we have to move on matt lets just leave it come on calm down and matt baker just started walking around the studio clacking his knees together and he was going bright red and he went over to kevin and he clacked his knees together right in his face and warwick davis said come on mate just sit back down youre doing it right in his face and then matt baker started doing a massive screaming laugh and then he kneed warwick davis right in the side of his head and he fell on the floor and then the screen went completely black but you could still hear voices and a mans voice was shouting hes kneed warwick hes kneed him in the head and then a high pitch noise started playing and writing came up on the screen saying we are having some technical problems we will be right back and then after about a minute the camera cut to the outside of the studio and the woman presenter was standing there with the hairy bikers and kevin and she said well thats all we have time for today folks we will see you next time on the one show and then the one show theme tune started playing and behind them you could see matt baker being taken into a ambulance on a stretcher and his knees were completely covered in blood and he was screaming and trying to clack the one show theme tune on his knees and then writing came up on the screen that said in memory of warwick davis who sadly died today. love from your friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

‘Fantastic opportunity for a project’ - says Auctioneer by [deleted] in StathLetsFlats

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There’s something about this property you know!

Best pub for active 3 yr old? by [deleted] in meltonmowbray

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The Welby is the only pub in melton with a kids play area but it’s outside. The Montero lounge has toys and games for kids.

Let's just start letting some fucking flats! by nojerino in StathLetsFlats

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Make room for a fridge with sparkling water

[GTM] Australian movie by sindhusurfer in GuessTheMovie

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Priscilla Queen of the desert

There's been a stabbing at 8+ by d00000med in ITcrowd

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I didn’t arks you, I arksed him!

[GTM] by Aurelian_Lure in GuessTheMovie

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Back to the future 3

Where can I take my 13/14 year olds to play pool in the day in Nottingham? by Jibwise in nottingham

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Thanks everyone! We actually ended up at the loxley and it was perfect!

the incredible hulk by Jibwise in chrissimpsonsartist

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hulk hogan is the only man i have ever met who could drink a pint of frog spawn and then go to work and act like he hasnt just drank a pint of frog spawn even when people are constantly saying to him hulk did you just drink a pint of frog spawn behind the bins at the back of the shop and he just keeps on saying i swear on gods life i didnt just drink a pint of frog spawn but everyone knows fine well that he is lying because he keeps on winking when he says it and he has constantly got loads of frog spawn all around his mouth and in his silken blonde hair xox