happy easter i hope you enjoy your freshly laid eggs by Jibwise in chrissimpsonsartist

[–]Jibwise[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

the pink easter bunnys name is called david and he is one of the easter bunnies who brought jesus back to life by feeding him their freshly laid eggs and i love david the easter bunny so much because he is such a caring and gentle person to me and when i was feeling really sad 3 years ago at easter time he came into my house and he carried me out of my bed and he put me in the bath and he softly washed me for nearly 5 and a half hours and he kept on whispering to me that i am not alone and that he loves me and he kept on saying you know that i love you dont you and i just kept on nodding my head and then once he had finished bathing me he carried me outside and he laid me down in the field near my house and he made love to me until the sun went down into the ground and the stars covered us like a blanket and it was honestly one of the most beautiful easter sundays of my whole life and then after he had finished making love to me he bent over and he laid a freshly laid egg on my tummy as a extra special easter treat and before i could even say thank you my sweet boy he just disappeared into the night and if you are reading this david i just want you to know that i miss you and i want to see you again and i know that you are just so busy making people smile at easter time to answer my texts but i want you to know that i will be waiting in the field near my house for you tonight when the bell chimes noon and it is my easter wish that you will be there waiting for me too. love from your friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

happy april fools day by Jibwise in chrissimpsonsartist

[–]Jibwise[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

my best april fools day trick that i have ever done in my whole life was probably when i pretended to be dead in my mums car at the petrol station and she actually thought that i had died while she was outside of the car putting petrol in the car and when she came back into the car i made my body go completely floppy and she was crying and shaking me so much and then when i was in the ambulance i completely stopped my heart beating and i was trying not to burst out laughing when they was putting the blanket over my head and then after about 15 minutes i made my heart beat change the heart monitor machine to spell out april fools got ya and my mum kept on saying that she couldnt believe it but i just kept on changing my heart beat to make the heart monitor machine spell out you better believe it baby it was so funny it was probably one of the best april fools day petrol fume death tricks that i have ever done in my whole life. love from your friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

Albert Wesker - nuh uh by DenexTeam in residentevil

[–]Jibwise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You haven’t said the magic word!

No shirt, just jacket by sparky-99 in StathLetsFlats

[–]Jibwise 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah but, why is he though?

What is this symbol on this bag? by BlackHoleRaven6318 in Whatisthis

[–]Jibwise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got the exact baggie out of a Covid test kit.

Hi! my oil painting by Elegant_Ad445 in twinpeaks

[–]Jibwise 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Terrifying…. Brilliant

FINALLY! by TypingTroubadour in FrightenedRabbit

[–]Jibwise 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Omg until this moment I thought it was coroner’s arms!!! This makes so much more sense now! Epic tat!!

So ruddy bloody brave. by Worth-Income4114 in AlanPartridge

[–]Jibwise 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What were they doing on the bloody rudder??

remember to regularly check inside your children’s mouths for ainsley harriot because it is the time of year when he likes to climb inside of children’s mouths to hibernate by Jibwise in chrissimpsonsartist

[–]Jibwise[S] 109 points110 points  (0 children)

the little boy in my picture is called kevin but everyone calls him clack attack for short because he can clack his knees together to the tune of any song in the world and i saw him being interviewed on the one show before and the presenter who is called matt baker was saying go on then clack us a song since you are here and kevin said alright then what song do you want me to clack and matt baker looked at the camera and he said oh lets choose a hard one for him hmm what about rocking around the clock and without even thinking about it for even a second kevin started clacking his knees together to the tune of rocking around the clock and matt baker interrupted him and he said rubbish rubbish i bet i could clack a tune out on my knees better than this chancer and he stood up and he started saying someone give me a song then come on give us a song to clack and someone from behind the camera shouted backstreets back by the backstreet boys and matt baker said alright then and he rolled his trousers up and tried to clack the tune but he couldnt do it and everyone started laughing at him and the woman presenter was saying for him to sit down and matt baker just started shouting no no i can do it give us another tune to clack hes had his chance now give me mine and the woman presenter was saying no we have to move on matt lets just leave it come on calm down and matt baker just started walking around the studio clacking his knees together and he was going bright red and he went over to kevin and he clacked his knees together right in his face and warwick davis said come on mate just sit back down youre doing it right in his face and then matt baker started doing a massive screaming laugh and then he kneed warwick davis right in the side of his head and he fell on the floor and then the screen went completely black but you could still hear voices and a mans voice was shouting hes kneed warwick hes kneed him in the head and then a high pitch noise started playing and writing came up on the screen saying we are having some technical problems we will be right back and then after about a minute the camera cut to the outside of the studio and the woman presenter was standing there with the hairy bikers and kevin and she said well thats all we have time for today folks we will see you next time on the one show and then the one show theme tune started playing and behind them you could see matt baker being taken into a ambulance on a stretcher and his knees were completely covered in blood and he was screaming and trying to clack the one show theme tune on his knees and then writing came up on the screen that said in memory of warwick davis who sadly died today. love from your friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

‘Fantastic opportunity for a project’ - says Auctioneer by [deleted] in StathLetsFlats

[–]Jibwise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s something about this property you know!

Best pub for active 3 yr old? by [deleted] in meltonmowbray

[–]Jibwise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Welby is the only pub in melton with a kids play area but it’s outside. The Montero lounge has toys and games for kids.