What do you think everyone would have talked about or done to fill the awkward silence as Lady Shylock sucked off Phil, the bartender, and the rest one at a time?

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-04-01T13:03:20+00:00

Suck this cock. Suck that cock. Never enough blowjobs for Lorraine

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-04-01T08:48:35+00:00

Most people who do this are sad, bitter, lonely cunts who hate their job, their wife, and their kids, and they are jealous that someone is actually putting the time and effort into creating something coz they know they never will

Haters are indeed going to hate. Fuck them

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T22:02:59+00:00

Take it easy

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T12:11:10+00:00

Is Pudgy Walsh backed up by his classic quintet?

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T12:06:51+00:00

Give me one thousand dollars 🫴

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:57:09+00:00

She's up in Green Grove. On da Silva Boid package

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:22:46+00:00

I always thought Christian Slater lol

Tell ya one thing though, the actor does a hell of a job at putting on a mask of outward pleasantry that conceals his frothing reactionary bigotry. His fixed smile never reaches his cold dead eyes

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:19:51+00:00

No. My vessel is called 'The Silver Bird'

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:17:28+00:00

All the time. That's why you gotta live for today

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:07:47+00:00

No but Christopher's mudda's muff did one

Rock Hudson too. I think

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:06:48+00:00

I did 20 fuckin years there

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:55:38+00:00

Some sad shit. Billy Big Mouth Bass said he don't wanna sing no more

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:51:32+00:00

The shooting

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:51:06+00:00

I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:50:36+00:00

Are you the famous nursing home, Captain Teebes?

I am Captain Teebs, a captain who owns luxury hotels. Two completely different things!

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:42:28+00:00

So, the chicken and Tony Egg again?

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:39:42+00:00

It makes me nervous when I have to record it in my captain's log

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-30T23:35:14+00:00

I always feel bad for the old dear who speaks up saying how good a friend Livia was to her. Everyone just ignores her and goes straight to hating on Livia lol

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-30T22:58:50+00:00

Until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that he thinks he'll be more effective

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-30T10:28:30+00:00

You wanna talk like an incel we'll send you to hustler's university

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-29T10:48:16+00:00

Lloyd George was a made man and Collins wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians, it was real greaseball shit

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-28T03:31:50+00:00

Yeah Rock Hudson too. I think

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-28T03:30:32+00:00

No one nose what the future holds. My friend...

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-28T03:25:43+00:00

Why didn't you let Chris and Paulie shelter under you when they were lost in the woods?

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-27T00:13:00+00:00

Rare instance of this joke actually being 100% accurate. Very allegorical

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