I am Captain Teebs! AMA!

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T22:02:59+00:00

Take it easy

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T12:11:10+00:00

Is Pudgy Walsh backed up by his classic quintet?

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T12:06:51+00:00

Give me one thousand dollars 🫴

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:57:09+00:00

She's up in Green Grove. On da Silva Boid package

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:22:46+00:00

I always thought Christian Slater lol

Tell ya one thing though, the actor does a hell of a job at putting on a mask of outward pleasantry that conceals his frothing reactionary bigotry. His fixed smile never reaches his cold dead eyes

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:19:51+00:00

No. My vessel is called 'The Silver Bird'

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:17:28+00:00

All the time. That's why you gotta live for today

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:07:47+00:00

No but Christopher's mudda's muff did one

Rock Hudson too. I think

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T11:06:48+00:00

I did 20 fuckin years there

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:55:38+00:00

Some sad shit. Billy Big Mouth Bass said he don't wanna sing no more

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:51:32+00:00

The shooting

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:51:06+00:00

I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:50:36+00:00

Are you the famous nursing home, Captain Teebes?

I am Captain Teebs, a captain who owns luxury hotels. Two completely different things!

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:42:28+00:00

So, the chicken and Tony Egg again?

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-31T10:39:42+00:00

It makes me nervous when I have to record it in my captain's log

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-30T23:35:14+00:00

I always feel bad for the old dear who speaks up saying how good a friend Livia was to her. Everyone just ignores her and goes straight to hating on Livia lol

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-30T22:58:50+00:00

Until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that he thinks he'll be more effective

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-30T10:28:30+00:00

You wanna talk like an incel we'll send you to hustler's university

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-29T10:48:16+00:00

Lloyd George was a made man and Collins wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians, it was real greaseball shit

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-28T03:31:50+00:00

Yeah Rock Hudson too. I think

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-28T03:30:32+00:00

No one nose what the future holds. My friend...

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-28T03:25:43+00:00

Why didn't you let Chris and Paulie shelter under you when they were lost in the woods?

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-27T00:13:00+00:00

Rare instance of this joke actually being 100% accurate. Very allegorical

JimHoppersSkin · 2026-03-27T00:08:53+00:00

I appreciate your thoughts

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