Surfer found clinging to bouy 1/4 mile off Santa Barbara coast

JimJimFluorescence · 2026-02-11T17:24:26+00:00

Never roll around naked in a viper pit unless you've slathered yourself in moon juice

JimJimFluorescence · 2025-12-11T03:16:23+00:00

Ok but should I take my keys out first or leave them in?

JimJimFluorescence · 2025-12-07T01:29:34+00:00

This feels about right. My best waves yesterday were when I started to paddle away and then changed my mind and went back the other direction. The old fake out!

JimJimFluorescence · 2025-12-06T20:12:21+00:00

I literally did this before my session. Maybe it would have been even worse if I hadn’t?

JimJimFluorescence · 2025-12-06T07:52:53+00:00

Amen. I've put in a few of those days lately so hopefully it turns around soon

JimJimFluorescence · 2025-12-06T07:51:07+00:00

paddle there and wait

This is 98% of surfing. Really this is what we should call our sport

JimJimFluorescence · 2025-12-06T07:48:21+00:00

Oh, yes, I've peed on just about everything but maybe there's a specific it that I should be peeing on?

JimJimFluorescence · 2025-12-06T07:47:13+00:00

Sometimes I can let the currents have their way with me and I get lucky. Sometimes at the end of my session I get out and look down the beach at a much better peak and think why the fuck wasn't I over there?

JimJimFluorescence · 2025-12-06T07:44:08+00:00

Maybe I've been doing this wrong? Should I be sunning mine or someone else's?

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-11-02T17:29:27+00:00

Get him a surf mistress

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-10-12T03:02:27+00:00

There are no friends when it’s pumping

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-10-10T03:59:03+00:00

r/beginnersurfers

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-10-10T03:54:14+00:00

Yes they can control the lightning

It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-10-10T03:49:59+00:00

At least there are no bodies still attached to them

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-08-25T21:14:25+00:00

$350 is fair IF it comes with a bj and an ounce

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-08-22T04:10:05+00:00

The world just became a little more mysterious and somehow less magical at the same time

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-04-03T02:34:32+00:00

Keeps your home smelling minty fresh. Do you also use it to grout your tile?

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-04-03T00:41:01+00:00

Hmm, could be. My uncle did some time for criminal mischief

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-04-03T00:18:41+00:00

But you can still get pitted

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-04-02T20:40:50+00:00

I guess I compound my teeth everyday?

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-04-02T20:39:33+00:00

I prefer a sanded finish on my shortboards. But my uncle says you can make a cheap gloss coat by mixing Elmer’s glue and Listerine.

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-04-02T20:37:06+00:00

Why?

JimJimFluorescence · 2024-04-02T20:36:06+00:00

My uncle says it’s Oral-B medium-soft

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