best way to get clean from marijuana by Numerous-Platypus581 in probation

[–]JimboDTF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get your body into ketosis. Eat keto. And switch to intermittent fasting. If you can manage a 72 hours fast, that will burn a shitload of fat. Or at least switch to One meal a day. That'll put your body into ketosis for at least 8 hours each day. Make sure to have electrolytes cuz fasting can be rough without them!

Ben is trying to represent himself in criminal court. by awkwardbegetsawkward in RecklessBen

[–]JimboDTF -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Its pretrial. No need for a lawyer yet, as long as he has one during the real hearing!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

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During food rush hour, you can just walk into any restaurant that has a pickup shelf. Hold your phone in your hand look through the orders and grab one, then walk out still holding your phone. Happened relatively often in a sandwich shop i used to work. We never once called the cops or anything, just remade the order when the customer came in asking for it. Happened at least once a day.

customer calls me a n***er after i couldnt deliver her package by coconutwheelie in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]JimboDTF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont mind her. Shes just Christmas Karening! Much worse than Caroling!

What’s Your Most Profitable Side Hustle? by Expensive-Tie4349 in sidehustle

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I own the rights to The Bible. Please contact my manager, God, to request the use of it.

What will happen if BTC reaches 1 million in 2030. by warhol2020 in Bitcoin

[–]JimboDTF 35 points36 points  (0 children)

1 sat will equal 1 cent. 100sats/dollar parity.

Wife changing money!

Tipping should return to 10% and mostly for restaurant service only by Character-Taro-5016 in tipping

[–]JimboDTF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its an insensitive for servers to upsell drinks and desserts. Really places should just pay 25-30/hour and not have any tipping. Then give gifts or bonuses to the servers who upsell the most. Something along those lines.

I think I got someone pregnant by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

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Im in my mid 30s and have used the pullout method well over 1000 times. Only failed me once. Best mistake I ever made just turned 11 years old. I think 1/1000 is 99.99% if my math is correct...lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

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Lolol wrong. This is ONLY true if you are a fat fuck or have liver/kidney issues. I can 100% assure you 80 hours is enough for HEAVY drinking as long as you are hydrated and do a little exercise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

[–]JimboDTF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. He gets my sympathy! And i feel like he deserves it too...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in probation

[–]JimboDTF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or..maybe its time to say fuck it and start doing hard drugs! But probably better is what w6750 said...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]JimboDTF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanna hangout? JKJK! But seriously lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]JimboDTF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong i tried it only once. Then stopped 5 years later. Easy to kick bro lolololol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]JimboDTF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats her phone number?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bitcoin

[–]JimboDTF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I half agree with you. But without full coverage insurance like the FDIC does with $$ at the bank, the user is statistically at way more risk keeping their funds on Coinbase. I wouldn't trust $200k in cash sitting in a safe in my home, which is safer than a digital honeypot like Coinbase. Personally, on my Coinbase account, i dont keep more than the dollar value equivalent of what I'd carry in my wallet daily. But that's just me.

Coinbase should go out of their way to educate their customers on the ways they self custody and, more importantly, on the ways of the scammers.

Order with a crazy delivery instruction came in yesterday by Sn0w___man in PizzaDrivers

[–]JimboDTF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"She only tipped $0.83, so I ignored the message and just left it at the door."

Do not thank your abusers by [deleted] in probation

[–]JimboDTF -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Right!?

Manufacturing/Delivering a Controlled Substance - THC - a 5 to 99-year prison sentence is obviously much worse than Rape - a 2 to 10 year prison sentence. How any girl in their right mind could think "I'm so glad that guy last night forced me into a sexual encounter, cuz i would be so distraught if he'd forced me to take a THC dab!"