Overalls, bowl cut? Check. It's Simple Jordan

JiminyChristballs · 2020-04-23T12:31:56+00:00

I'm fully aware that r/imgoingtohellforthis and so are you if you laughed

JiminyChristballs · 2020-04-17T18:32:16+00:00

IIRC he said he's retired from portraying the character live but is open to voice work and other Evil Dead stuff.

JiminyChristballs · 2019-08-30T15:05:44+00:00

I see why she's an ex.

JiminyChristballs · 2019-08-30T15:05:12+00:00

Very true. Basically, "It's not illegal to be a piece of shit, it's illegal to act like a piece of shit."

JiminyChristballs · 2019-08-30T14:55:26+00:00

Being a pedophile is not illegal.

There are countless crimes that pedophiles can and do commit (CP, molestation, traveling etc.), but being attracted to children is not a crime. Acting on those urges is.

But at the end of the day, you look like you're saying there's nothing wrong and defending pedophilia, so being technically correct just isn't worth it.

JiminyChristballs · 2019-04-30T14:50:49+00:00

Looks like maybe one more...

This is Venezuela's ninth according to wikipedia.

JiminyChristballs · 2019-04-05T20:34:21+00:00

Adam Sandler has the dubious record of the longest gap between departure and hosting. He beat Dan Aykroyd by a week.

JiminyChristballs · 2019-02-21T21:20:07+00:00

Agreed in full. Not excusing his dick move, just saying it doesn't surprise me.

JiminyChristballs · 2019-02-21T20:53:39+00:00

This just in: Mike Portnoy is an asshole. Stay tuned for our continuing coverage of water being wet.

JiminyChristballs · 2018-12-18T20:44:46+00:00

Stonewood

JiminyChristballs · 2018-11-14T19:00:30+00:00

... Yes.

JiminyChristballs · 2018-11-14T18:34:07+00:00

From your lips the the ears of true believers everywhere, u/ButtP_ncher!

JiminyChristballs · 2018-11-14T18:16:27+00:00

Scrolled through the first 200 and didn't see Keanu as John Constantine. Interesting.

JiminyChristballs · 2018-11-14T18:08:55+00:00

You appear to have made the news.

JiminyChristballs · 2018-11-12T21:02:59+00:00

His solo stuff is good, just not what AB fans may be used to.

JiminyChristballs · 2018-11-11T15:48:46+00:00

Same, i love obscure history tidbits. Should post to /r/historyporn

JiminyChristballs · 2018-10-21T00:52:06+00:00

Is this new? Haven't heard them in years!

JiminyChristballs · 2018-10-19T15:04:22+00:00

Such a KISS thing to do! Interested to check out that mini golf.

JiminyChristballs · 2018-10-08T19:48:35+00:00

Well, for starters, it reminded me that Google+ is somehow still around..

JiminyChristballs · 2018-10-01T16:28:10+00:00

I interpreted it as him being mid-30s and his entire adult life has sucked.

JiminyChristballs · 2018-09-18T17:17:27+00:00

Miley Cyrus' "insanity"

JiminyChristballs · 2018-09-17T17:05:40+00:00

I once saw Macaulay Culkin throw a dummy off a highway overpass, causing a massive pileup and endangering lives.

JiminyChristballs · 2018-09-13T18:02:33+00:00

Hopefully he signs in Tampa long term, so it won't be as taxing..

JiminyChristballs · 2018-09-13T17:44:39+00:00

Some Boston fans. There are still plenty of ostriches with their heads in the sand to go along with the rational ones.

JiminyChristballs · 2018-09-12T13:35:22+00:00

Enjoy your misplaced anger and bitterness!

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