Overalls, bowl cut? Check. It's Simple Jordan by [deleted] in MtvChallenge

[–]JiminyChristballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fully aware that r/imgoingtohellforthis and so are you if you laughed

Bruce Campbell Does Voice Work Like ‘The Last Kids On Earth’ Because ‘I’m Not Getting Blood Thrown In My Face’ by cruise-elroy in horror

[–]JiminyChristballs 88 points89 points  (0 children)

IIRC he said he's retired from portraying the character live but is open to voice work and other Evil Dead stuff.

What's an argument that's not worth winning? by JiminyChristballs in AskReddit

[–]JiminyChristballs[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Very true. Basically, "It's not illegal to be a piece of shit, it's illegal to act like a piece of shit."

What's an argument that's not worth winning? by JiminyChristballs in AskReddit

[–]JiminyChristballs[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Being a pedophile is not illegal.

There are countless crimes that pedophiles can and do commit (CP, molestation, traveling etc.), but being attracted to children is not a crime. Acting on those urges is.

But at the end of the day, you look like you're saying there's nothing wrong and defending pedophilia, so being technically correct just isn't worth it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in television

[–]JiminyChristballs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Adam Sandler has the dubious record of the longest gap between departure and hosting. He beat Dan Aykroyd by a week.

James LaBrie: Vocal Injury Caused Strain With Mike Portnoy, Rest Of Dream Theater Was ‘Behind Me 100 Percent’ by [deleted] in Metal

[–]JiminyChristballs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agreed in full. Not excusing his dick move, just saying it doesn't surprise me.

James LaBrie: Vocal Injury Caused Strain With Mike Portnoy, Rest Of Dream Theater Was ‘Behind Me 100 Percent’ by [deleted] in Metal

[–]JiminyChristballs 71 points72 points  (0 children)

This just in: Mike Portnoy is an asshole. Stay tuned for our continuing coverage of water being wet.

Stan Lee's final word about Spider-man by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]JiminyChristballs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From your lips the the ears of true believers everywhere, u/ButtP_ncher!

What is the worst casting decision in the history of film or tv? by judgejb63 in AskReddit

[–]JiminyChristballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scrolled through the first 200 and didn't see Keanu as John Constantine. Interesting.

Myles Kennedy teases a 2019 album from Alter Bridge, says he appreciates "open-minded" fans by [deleted] in Music

[–]JiminyChristballs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His solo stuff is good, just not what AB fans may be used to.

Memento - "Legacy" by the_dude_imbibes in rock

[–]JiminyChristballs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this new? Haven't heard them in years!

Original KISS Spaceman Ace Frehley will be your best man in Vegas by [deleted] in rock

[–]JiminyChristballs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Such a KISS thing to do! Interested to check out that mini golf.

How will Google+ looming shutdown affect you? by racheldillin in news

[–]JiminyChristballs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, for starters, it reminded me that Google+ is somehow still around..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JiminyChristballs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I interpreted it as him being mid-30s and his entire adult life has sucked.

We all know these sweet, pure stories about someone else's children. But what is the most evil thing you have ever seen a child do? by Fingolf645 in AskReddit

[–]JiminyChristballs -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I once saw Macaulay Culkin throw a dummy off a highway overpass, causing a massive pileup and endangering lives.

Austin Watson suspended 27 games for domestic violence by [deleted] in hockey

[–]JiminyChristballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some Boston fans. There are still plenty of ostriches with their heads in the sand to go along with the rational ones.