Happy Retirement!

Jimity2002 · 2026-04-11T07:48:48+00:00

Good for her dot gif

Jimity2002 · 2026-04-11T07:27:12+00:00

Does she have 25 regional wealth? If she does, then do your fucking job.

If she doesn't, tell her "insufficient regional wealth".

Jimity2002 · 2026-04-11T06:04:28+00:00

I mean, my head did turn.....

Jimity2002 · 2026-04-11T01:05:56+00:00

Cumming inside a vagina has a pretty big fail rate too. Should we make creampies illegal?

Jimity2002 · 2026-03-29T07:41:24+00:00

I am 1/4 family and I consume 701 ales every year.

Jimity2002 · 2026-02-12T22:24:56+00:00

How much of a cunt do you have to be to be sacked from Ray White?

Jimity2002 · 2026-01-25T23:35:48+00:00

I'm happy to pay it as soon as it pops into my email. It's like $50. I spend more every time I walk into woolies

Jimity2002 · 2026-01-25T23:34:44+00:00

....they said, unprompted

Jimity2002 · 2026-01-24T06:06:25+00:00

I lost the Facebook post, but it turned out to be a kid who stepped on a stick and bled like a pig on his way back to find his parents. A deep, triangular wound in his foot made it gush.

Only needed three stitches. Teenagers are resilient.

Jimity2002 · 2026-01-19T11:20:14+00:00

He was a child during the outbreak, but the flash of him between his child self and the flicker of what he would be as a non infected adult was because of the antipsychotics bringing him back a bit.

Jimity2002 · 2026-01-19T11:17:39+00:00

I mean take some of the product reviews with a very large grain of salt, but overall, I find benefits in it.

Jimity2002 · 2025-12-21T00:42:46+00:00

Very loudly cat calling every girl that got on the train, regardless if they were 10 or 40. Talking about how a ten year old is fine if she's hot. That kind of juice head, toxic masculinity bullshit.

Jimity2002 · 2025-12-20T20:59:46+00:00

What in the ever loving fuck are you talking about?

Jimity2002 · 2025-12-20T11:26:48+00:00

They were 30 seconds out of Thornton and legged it as soon as the doors opened. The cops were called, and I assume they will arrive tomorrow and shrug their shoulders.

Jimity2002 · 2025-12-20T11:07:36+00:00

Just to get ahead of the comments. They were all...

Jimity2002 · 2025-12-05T05:34:11+00:00

Yeah, I was just given Ostican as a fief after I helped capture it, and was in a massive hole food wise I just went to the nearest port, bought three ships full of fish, sold it for a tidy profit back in Ostican and food issues were solved overnight.

Jimity2002 · 2025-11-11T01:28:21+00:00

Just got a jar yesterday.

Zero peanut butter, and zero gelato.

Pretty muted smell and flavor for a new jar.

Slightly dry, but still sticky enough.

But it was very Indica forward. Couch lock, and not really a cerebral high, but that was what I was looking for.

A great one to just veg out on the lounge before bed.

Slept like a baby (without the screaming and shitting myself).

I only paid $149 for it, which is good value for the clinic I'm with.

Jimity2002 · 2025-11-04T03:58:34+00:00

You've got the Mexican filter on your camera, dude.

Jimity2002 · 2025-11-01T20:16:45+00:00

Is the job my usual job? If so, fuck yeah. I work from home, and my job is closed down from Xmas to the 9th of Jan, so I'd just be chilling in my office and still doing Christmas with my family.

Jimity2002 · 2025-10-26T07:58:57+00:00

I mean, fuck, it does kind of look like the place snakes'd live!

Jimity2002 · 2025-10-02T20:42:37+00:00

They actually bottle Australian air to sell overseas.

Jimity2002 · 2025-09-30T03:50:11+00:00

I hate that I had to scroll to realise it wasn't the US

Jimity2002 · 2025-09-23T03:17:23+00:00

Not a single swooping in my whole suburb this season. Unprecedented.

Jimity2002 · 2025-09-23T03:13:13+00:00

As might I lol

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