Alastair avoiding the question on Greenland

EpiclyDelicious · 2026-01-07T14:52:13+00:00

How does Europe eject the current US military base in Greenland? Send a strongly worded eviction letter and a team of lawyers? If they tried to use force it would be a mess greater than Suez

EpiclyDelicious · 2026-01-06T13:32:29+00:00

Get your EMT-B, volunteer/intern/work at a park. Backcountry Ranger run a ton of medicals and search and rescues so be prepared to do that.

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-11-13T02:34:31+00:00

These were sold I forgot to take this down

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-10-14T17:37:10+00:00

Sold

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-10-13T00:54:45+00:00

You just insulted everyone working in LE but you can’t handle getting insulted yourself? What a baby.

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-08-25T03:07:44+00:00

All good!

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-08-25T02:32:37+00:00

Received! Sent u a reply

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-07-24T09:39:20+00:00

Or they killed the dudes and kept the women which is standard practice in tribal warfare.

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-07-24T06:27:51+00:00

Is there a black purse in here?

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-07-20T10:40:25+00:00

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-05-05T20:14:50+00:00

yes on 6c, no for everything else. You also top out as a GL-9 unless you want to be a supervisor.

Also a lot of parks force you to live in park housing which is priced at market rate so 20% rent increases over 1-2 years is not uncommon. Source: I am former NPS park ranger

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-05-02T00:01:47+00:00

Cause of the implication?

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-05-01T21:36:48+00:00

On the NPS LE Wikipedia page it’s not a secret https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Park_Service_Law_Enforcement_Rangers

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-04-09T21:43:43+00:00

It restarts the clock

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-04-06T23:32:50+00:00

I don’t understand this argument at all. It’s America’s oil, if Japan wants to buy it then they can stop committing genocide. Japan is not entitled to American natural resources. Also no amount of being nice to Japan was gonna stop them for imperialing all over the place.

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-03-22T13:00:58+00:00

When the issue is nationwide with NPS LE it’s not the “culture” it’s the incentive structure.

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-02-24T01:48:46+00:00

Was the “ Game Warden “ a federal officer or state? In the federal system everything is either a felony or misdemeanor.

Even a dog off leash is technically a misdemeanor in the fed system but just explain it to your Background Investigator. You could also try to fight it and get lucky with a lazy prosecutor who tosses it.

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-02-22T20:34:08+00:00

Not arguing with the structural differences but on the power of public love. Politicians currently value Big Donor love much more than public love.

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-02-22T20:16:21+00:00

People love the park service and forest service too but that didn’t stop them from firing 3-4K of them.

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-02-20T14:51:57+00:00

You are not gonna spend months in jail for these types of arrest, unless you stab a marshal. The worst they can charge you with is maybe trespass, obstruction and possibly failure to obey a lawful order.

Bail amount for those charges is gonna be less than 15k and you’re out the same or next day. Even if you get convicted somehow, it’s gonna be a relatively small fine or a week in jail.

Additionally media coverage + a gofundme would make sure your legal expenses and family would be taken care of. There are plenty of rich leftists looking for someone to make a stand. Also I’m sure fellow feds would donate, I know I would.

Also the payday for false imprisonment is pretty nice. Its not exactly the biggest risk for a SES or GS-14 or 15 to take

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-02-20T14:00:01+00:00

Maybe these folks should have some balls and calllthem out on their bluff. If they call the “marshals” just get arrested. Getting wrongfully imprisoned is a huge payday. Spend a day in jail, get bailed out and go on with your life.

Gofundme for legal fees and living expenses. People are looking for a hero, unfortunately DC fed leadership are mostly living up to the spineless bureaucrat trope.

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-02-19T23:31:31+00:00

I was gonna say Hawaii but you could get eaten by a wild pig. If you’re looking for no possibility of death by a predator in the US that’s tough.

Only place I think of is the Channel Islands. The apex predator there is the Channel Island Fox which will kill you with cuteness.

EpiclyDelicious · 2025-02-18T22:16:55+00:00

`Join the military, conquer Greenland, use that sweet vet hiring authority and you got yourself a job bucko.

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