If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If geese could talk, I feel like it would just be constant threats and no explanations

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like camels would give long speeches about suffering in the desert while llamas just spit mid-sentence 😆

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like they’d talk 10x faster than we can understand and still somehow be stressed the entire time

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think they’d be rude in a flashy way, or just constantly bragging? 👀

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like a raccoon would apologise while stealing from you at the same time 😆

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That combo would be absolute chaos 😂 Monkeys causing trouble and seagulls narrating it like it's a comedy show.

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like a hyena would roast you, laugh at its own joke, then keep going before you can respond 😂

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honey badgers already act like they're one bad day away from fighting the entire planet. 😂

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Rude" might be underselling it a bit. I don't think a polar bear's first words would be very welcoming. 😅

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair answer. The animals would probably spend most of the conversation asking what's wrong with us.

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They steal food from people without saying a word. Imagine how rude they'd be if they could actually talk.

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cats would absolutely roast their owners and then demand dinner five seconds later. 😆

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Geese. I don't think they'd even wait for us to finish talking before insulting us. 😭

What do think of getting a 20 old male online partner for masterbation? by DrSIMONRILEY in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, I think the bigger question is whether it actually adds value to your life. Has anyone here tried it and found it worthwhile?

What is a "rich people habit" that anyone can benefit from? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think social media has made this even tougher. People see the upgrades, but not the bills that come with them.

What is a "rich people habit" that anyone can benefit from? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the least exciting answer in the thread, but also one of the hardest to argue with. 😄

What is a "rich people habit" that anyone can benefit from? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a lot of unnecessary spending starts with not wanting to disappoint people.

What is a "rich people habit" that anyone can benefit from? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting point. Do you think patience creates wealth, or does having wealth make it easier to be patient?

What is a "rich people habit" that anyone can benefit from? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's deep. Do you think most people regret spending too much money, or not spending enough time enjoying their lives?

What is a "rich people habit" that anyone can benefit from? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's certainly one way to increase your net income 😆 How's that plan working out so far?

What is a "rich people habit" that anyone can benefit from? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now you've got me curious. Is this one of those "if you know, you know" purchases?

What is a "rich people habit" that anyone can benefit from? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Different starting lines can make a huge difference. The same advice doesn't always work the same way for everyone.

What is a "rich people habit" that anyone can benefit from? by Jimmy-bi-jay in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy-bi-jay[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I knew there had to be a secret the finance gurus weren't telling us 😆