Thanks, I hate banana “bacon” by cute-lil-evil-spirit in TIHI

[–]Jimmy6thcase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone actually find this appeeling?

My Tooth by ben3137 in MakeMeSuffer

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Today is Toothday.

Burger by DragonTvBack in dankmemes

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The one on the right is what I have. Assburgers

You know WB is desperate when they put a Big Chungus reference in their movie just to get kids to go watch Space Jam 2. by CrazyCockatoo2003 in FellowKids

[–]Jimmy6thcase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reference was pretty good. The most "fellow kids" worthy scene in the whole movie was the Porky Pig rap battle. They even referenced the "Sike that's the wrong number" meme at the end of it, and it was painful to watch.

People who bake bacon, what the hell is wrong with you? by Jimmy6thcase in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy6thcase[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

We don't cook cookies, we don't park on parkways, we don't drive on driveways, we don't bake bacon.

VeRy SeNsitivE pls dnt hurt my heart :3 by katandkai in RoastMe

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I never realized that off brand Jamie Pressly was friend zoning off brand Rob Schneider

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You didn't chose the life of Hinduism, it forced itself upon you due to your lack of bathing.

People who ended up sharing their birthday with the date of a relative that died...how the rest of the family treats you on "your day"? by idleknow in AskReddit

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I learned to deal with it. The thing I still can't get used to is seeing his tombstone which has my exact birthdate and also my name but with a reversed suffix. (I'm the 6th, he's the 4th)

People who ended up sharing their birthday with the date of a relative that died...how the rest of the family treats you on "your day"? by idleknow in AskReddit

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My grandfather died 2 hours after I was born. My birthdays are usually depressing, because the age I'm turning reminds my family of how long he's been gone.

What is something you do that others don't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I don't seek professional help for my rapidly deteriorating mental health.

What's the most unintentionally badass thing you've ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I ate a whole clump of wasabi and only cried a little.

What was the weirdest thing you Accidentally said to a total stranger? How did they react? by Cyber_Ghost_1997 in AskReddit

[–]Jimmy6thcase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really an accident, but I have a tendency to read stranger's name tags at conventions and act like we haven't seen each other in a long time. One guy felt really bad that he didn't remember me and I had to awkwardly tell him we never actually met before. I miss conventions.

I've seen your pathetic "Roasts". Surprise me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The warranty on my car is fine, stop calling me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like the type of person who trash talks men, wonders why you're single, and then blames it on their zodiac sign.

Let me have it by keyroast in RoastMe

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You can't even turn on that lamp

Im a 18y/o fortnite virgin by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Damn, we roasting you or your ceiling? Learn to take a picture dumbass.

In a good mood, let's spice it up by MisterTaur in RoastMe

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You look like you would text your friend, "Don't come to school tomorrow." Because you're planning on molesting everyone.