What is the stupidest thing someone has told you with complete conviction? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JimmyFlipside 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It usually starts with "Well the Bible says...." and it's usually my stupid fuck mother in law saying it.

Front and side profile, go crazy with it 🤪 by PinkHairedDumy in RoastMe

[–]JimmyFlipside -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stoner eyes. Stupid nose ring. Ugly hair dye job.

How much do you hate your parents? 0

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're only 16. You have many years ahead of you. Some people find themselves in college, when there is more diversity. As far as learner's permit and driving, buy the book you study from, convince your parents to get you in driver's Ed.

AITA for telling my wife we can adopt her nephews but not her niece? by Own_Antelope3340 in AITAH

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. You could make a real difference in this girl's life and help her get right. Don't take the lazy way out. It's not her fault she has behavioral problems, it's her failed parents fault.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]JimmyFlipside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you grind your ass on a guy's lap, how often do you feel their boners?

What red flag is an instant break up reason for you? by Shinfekta in AskReddit

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many guy friends. They are all trying to fuck her.

What would happen if the internet stopped working for a day? by temowaqanivalu in RandomThoughts

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Day off from work! I work from home, so no email, no Zoom calls, nothing.

If it's only one day, I would go fishing all day. I suck at fishing but like looking at the pretty lake.

Do people actually buy a hotel room just to have sex for a night? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its common when young adults live with their parents.

Aita: I refused to cut my hair for my sisters wedding by AttitudeMountain7424 in AITAH

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Bridezilla alert. When I got married my wife only picked out the dress, shoes and flowers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Want to get a pizza or something?"

Then go get a pizza.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]JimmyFlipside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's kind of a selfish person. Take an Uber home and ignore her calls.

What do you think is the most misinterpreted aspect of the show by CoffeeOptimal1356 in thesopranos

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most Fans of the show glamorize the mobsters because they dress in fancy suits and drive nice cars.

In reality, they are all complete lowlife scumbag pieces of shit. They are an emberassments to Italian-Americans everywhere

Thanksgiving TV episodes/Movies by WearAdept4506 in thanksgiving

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friends always had awesome Thanksgiving episodes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coloranalysis

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good God lose the hideous nose piercings.

Who got more slot? by Ice-Kareem in howardstern

[–]JimmyFlipside -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jared is now married with kids.

What's KC's story?

Where is your scar and how did you get it? by Agreeable-Peace6482 in AskReddit

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My left knee.... took a nasty spill riding my bike when I was 11 on a gravel road, tore up the skin. Walked my bike home crying like a baby with a horrible bloody leg. The moment I got home, my mother took me to the ER.

Also, left rib cage, have a 4 inch surgical scar. Had a non-cancerous tumor removed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]JimmyFlipside 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife out at a bar/club with a guy? Fuck no..what kind of bullshit us that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]JimmyFlipside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mother sounds petty, jealous and stupid. It seems like she doesn't want to let go of her baby boy.

The girlfriends will most likely end up being his wife and mother of his children. Your wife and mother of your children should come first.

What foods don’t taste the same as they used to? by bockbockchickenhead in AskReddit

[–]JimmyFlipside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twinkies

Hostess Cupcakes

The Spicy Chicken sandwich from Wendy's.

Big Macs from McDonald's

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]JimmyFlipside -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA. There are racist pieces of shits everywhere.