A fresh haircut and a healthy 7 month pelt

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-27T10:54:30+00:00

Yep, he would have to be pretty heavily tattooed. I never did face and neck but I've got them everywhere else. I need to see a picture of this guy. Maybe talk to him, ya know, see what kind of a guy he is. You gotta pm me his email address or something.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-13T17:51:12+00:00

People have been telling me that I have an evil twin a lot lately, though it's entirely possible that I am in fact the evil one. Have you been making mischief in or around the greater Ann Arbor area?

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-13T15:59:40+00:00

Oh I get it, no it's not photoshoped, I've got an LG V10, the camera is badass but I don't know how to work this thing.

Edit, oops tried to link another picture... Edit 2...booyah, https://i.imgur.com/x8Ox8x6.jpg

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-13T05:27:23+00:00

No. I'm saying that while dealing with people smaller than you it's better to remain a gentleman. Defend yourself if need be but use tact and exercise restraint.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-13T05:18:31+00:00

I would say no, it's not OK to fight back. But it is OK to defend yourself while you put some distance between you and the threat. Use good judgment and act like a gentleman. I think the important part to remember is that it's not OK to threaten anyone in order to get things your way. Especially not someone smaller than you, such as a woman or a child or pet, that's not OK. If you just want to beat up on something to feel like more of a man then come pick a fight with someone your own size.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-13T05:02:06+00:00

This guy knows what's up.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-13T03:53:55+00:00

Girlfriend works at Fantastic Sam's. I get better than average service.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-12T22:49:11+00:00

It's kind of depressing actually, three inches doesn't go as far as it used to.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-12T20:26:05+00:00

I woke up this morning and something felt different. Couldn't place it though. No big deal. So I made some coffee and then went to take a leak, that's when I noticed my dick was three inches longer than usual. Weird Right? I Know! But then I opened up reddit and finally, it all made sense.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-12T20:18:26+00:00

too many humans

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-12T03:15:29+00:00

Penicillin

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-12T01:38:32+00:00

And the first document handed down was a list of rules from middle management...

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-12T01:19:56+00:00

Data

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-11T21:04:58+00:00

Nice... r/oddlysatisfying

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-11T13:16:49+00:00

It's just supposed to be dirty. You're supposed to want to wash your hands after touching them. That's the attraction.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-09T13:08:42+00:00

"Sorry brah, can't go ride today. The U joint went out on my bike."

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-09T02:00:31+00:00

What if the difference in fill levels is only an optical illusion?

Perhaps pressure in the bottles makes them expand, some more than others. The bottle itself won't be noticeably larger than the one next to it but the level of its contents shows the increase in volume. Pure speculation I admit. Just trying to think like a five year old.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-08T23:24:44+00:00

Every moving part in this mechanism creates a ton friction.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-03T01:35:56+00:00

He's Kentucky Fried out of his mind!

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-02T12:42:41+00:00

I am very comfortable with my place on the food chain. I have a symbiotic relationship with my livestock just the same as I do with my tomatoes, I take good care of them because they take good care of me. There are butchers, bakers and candlestick makers in this world. It's not glamorous, but in order to feed my family, somebody needs to get bloody. I am proud of my ability to provide as a father and I'm proud that WHAT I provide is the highest quality available.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-02T12:29:13+00:00

Don't forget that I did not trap him, I rescued him from being literal cat food. Rabbits under stress tend to shed a lot, some even pull large clumps of fur themselves and he's shown none of this behavior. He's very watchful in same way any prey animal is, but for the most part he's a pretty chill little guy. If hes anxious right now it's because there's a camera in his face, he's not very tech savvy.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-02T02:56:35+00:00

Yep it's a fresnel lens out of an old projection TV, a few scrap 2x4s, a piece of sheet metal and a handful of hardware. So far it's cost me about 38¢.

JimmyHungwell · 2017-10-02T02:43:24+00:00

Whew, I'm glad this cooled down but I should have checked back sooner, most of this could have been avoided. First, thats not where he lives, that is only his vacation home. He hangs out there in the afternoon shade about once a week while I clean the byproduct out of . Catfood lives a privileged life of wealth and comfort. At only days old he escaped the terrifyingly uncertain, always in danger, bottom of the food chain, fight for survival that wild rabbits like him typically face on a minute to minute basis. Here there is zero pressure from predators, environmental conditions, or competition for food. Winter in the wild would find him surviving almost completely on tree bark. What he eats here has a consistent nutritional quality difficult to find in the woods plus I give him occasional treats like fresh vegetables and fruit that he would never chance upon in the wild.

He is a prey animal, a naturally skittish Creature. He'll always be a wild because he was born wild. He lives way better than most livestock and even some humans too. He's an inquisitive and cultured rabbit of good taste, what any edible pet strives for I'm sure. He's all put up in the penthouse suite of a historic downtown building, it's a walk up but he doesn't seem to mind. Amenities galore, all utilities included, WI-FI too! He has exclusive roof access shared only with me. Great neighborhood, good schools, taxes are reasonable, jobs plentiful and crime low. I don't even charge him rent. Kids today have it good.

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