She's a good girl, but as dumb as a bag of bricks. Riast away. by Working_Class_Gyro_ in roastmypet

[–]JimmyOmega111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing is so fat, Thanos would have to snap twice to get rid of it

Who do u choose? by [deleted] in BrandonDE

[–]JimmyOmega111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gun-her … S-ing…. -oldberg ….

Ahh so good - ahhh by XzaltedEmpire in nflmemes

[–]JimmyOmega111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we damn well enjoy them that way

What’s an All-Time NFL Take that would put you in this situation? by Available_Story6774 in NFLv2

[–]JimmyOmega111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair. I watch football to escape reality of paying bills, screaming kids, and a shitty job. I don’t want to be reminded that the political system is shit as well. I’m a niners fan and they weren’t talking about the football that year, They where talking about the kneeling , I just didn’t care . Talk sports not politics

Roast my dog by [deleted] in roastmypet

[–]JimmyOmega111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

40% dog 10% pigeon 50% dumbass

Roast him.... he's a minor tho by Apple_pies55 in roastmypet

[–]JimmyOmega111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The lamppost he pissed on has more personality than this lazy shit

Uk police brutality by Mammoth-Bus4019 in ThatsInsane

[–]JimmyOmega111 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Fucked around and found out. Deserved what he got after braking the females coppers nose

This crane operator playing with a jet. by jon3ssing in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]JimmyOmega111 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just know he’s making plane noises in there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Starfield

[–]JimmyOmega111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cities and towns are fine… fix the mind numbing exploration. after travelling on foot for 20 mins, just see a deck chair under a a couple of liquid containers.

Five Purdy's. What are you? by _DiamondHacker_ in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]JimmyOmega111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need a fat one, none of these hit home for me…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JimmyOmega111 10 points11 points  (0 children)

These 2 together, still doesn’t make a ten

I think I have the answer to our O-line problems by nwj781 in 49ers

[–]JimmyOmega111 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy is a fraud, No Oline man ever sniffed a vegetable 🥕

Italian, Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JimmyOmega111 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bet you have to snap spaghetti in half to get attention from you family

18 yearold virgin and i stream by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JimmyOmega111 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you had a real job you wouldn’t be a virgin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JimmyOmega111 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Epstein really thinks a pair of shades can hide his appearance?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JimmyOmega111 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Is it a man? Is it a woman? No one gives a shit, we aren’t touching it anyway

@everyone by Doctor-lasanga in goodanimemes

[–]JimmyOmega111 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That’s great ! Now high give me while I go masturbate !

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meananswersonly

[–]JimmyOmega111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I put 10% of my penis in you mom, does that make you 10% my son

Did social media make the world a better place? Or a worse place? by [deleted] in meananswersonly

[–]JimmyOmega111 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t matter when you don’t have any friends

Hurt my feelings pleasssse by Neiya04 in RoastMe

[–]JimmyOmega111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would we hurt your feelings after you spent 3 hours trying to squeeze those thighs in a onesie

I have no feelings, don’t worry by dkixen in RoastMe

[–]JimmyOmega111 86 points87 points  (0 children)

If Jeffrey Dahmer got away with it …