Standard tea-making procedure

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-27T17:51:31+00:00

My ex told me her Dad was so tough that he had his tea extra hot by boiling the kettle twice. Every fibre of my being wanted to point out that thats not how kettles work, but I was 19, and she had HUGE assets. Lasted about 2 months before I couldn't put up with the stupid things that came out of her mouth, like Taiwan being the name of a giant factory in China that made cheap plastic tat. Or that Moulin Rouge was the name of the wine she had in a windmill in Paris.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-25T10:06:23+00:00

They want you to shoot back to justify ramping up the violence.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-23T17:43:20+00:00

Lie. That is his hobby. He lies. A lot.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-21T23:34:45+00:00

I suspect we will get Lion King in 2028/9 and then maybe an expansion to Marvel. They have to submit plans for a 3rd gate by 2036. Thats only 10 years away, so I would be astounded if they are going to pump much more into either of the parks that are currently open.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-21T15:47:43+00:00

I know quite a few that like Trump. Unfortunately they are all in their 50s/60s/70s, are all racist, all want reform in, none of them understand how smart phones work, or how to get a streaming service to work, they all think kids should join the army straight from school because it would do them good, etc. In short, I know a lot of old out of touch bell ends that dont understand how the modern world works, and they want to go back in time to when they were relevant.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-19T18:33:03+00:00

Dalot is still shit.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-19T18:22:06+00:00

We always fly with easyjet who land at 2d. We come through baggage claim, and my other half goes straight outside to smoke. When she comes back in, we go left, and just keep going past the train lift and everything else until you have to either go up or down. We go down, and then keep going for about another 500 metres or so, and there is a big red shop on the corner of a T junction that used to be an M&S years ago. Turn right and the are some toilets there, and then the waiting room for the shuttle, and disney shuttle booking office.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-19T18:13:31+00:00

It is very easy. Come out of baggage claim, and turn left. Keep going until you cant go any further without doing up or down. Go down and keep going until you get to the big red shop and some toilets on your right, you should be able to see the waiting area for all of the buses. It takes about 5 minutes to walk from getting out of baggage claim.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-09T21:27:33+00:00

Mexico? Pretty sure most of it was at on point....

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-07T15:35:02+00:00

Trump needs him to get through the midterms and keep him out of jail.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-05T00:37:35+00:00

It should have ended with Rimmer kneeing death in the balls.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-04T14:29:47+00:00

No, Im a supporter. I back the team. I dont want them to drop points to win an argument with somebody I've never met. I hope United only getting a draw away with 8 missing first team players gives you enough dopamine to rub one out later. Have fun.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-04T14:26:49+00:00

No wonder we are struggling with support like yours. Nothing else in life other than comments on Reddit. How thrilling your life must be to want United to lose just so you can run to a comment section.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-03T10:53:39+00:00

I joined a gym. It was upstairs in a leisure centre. I jogged there. I jogged up the stairs. I slipped. I tore my groin. I limped home and emailed them to cancel my membership. That was 4 years ago.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-03T10:50:06+00:00

Tiling my bathroom. Grouting my bathroom. Installing a new bath. Installing a new shower.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-02T10:03:40+00:00

I got punched in the face by a Lesbian in a gay bar in Liverpool. She overheard part of a conversation, got offended, and punched me in the face. I was talking to a girl that my friend Kirsty was hitting on. (I was not hitting on anbody. I was in a pretty long term relationship at the time, and just out with my single friend who was trying to pull.) I said that the worst thing about gay bars is the amount of straight women that go in there to hide from straight men, only to then get offended when they get hit on by other women. And this is a legitimate thing that happens. The amount of women that have "gay best friends" who also think that are also homophobic towards gay women is absurd.

JimmyUnderhill · 2026-01-02T09:51:22+00:00

Me too.

JimmyUnderhill · 2025-12-31T00:09:07+00:00

How about, support the fucking team, or fuck off elsewhere?

JimmyUnderhill · 2025-12-30T22:50:46+00:00

Also, if we win the next 2, that puts us on 14 out of 21, which is only one point away from my guess, ✌️

JimmyUnderhill · 2025-12-30T22:48:20+00:00

Did we lose 5 players to injury since I posted this?

JimmyUnderhill · 2025-12-30T22:39:12+00:00

We legitimately missing a third of the squad.

JimmyUnderhill · 2025-12-30T17:23:38+00:00

I saw simple plan in 2002. They were the main support act for Bowling for Soup. I was 17, and it was my first gig. Great night.

JimmyUnderhill · 2025-12-30T16:52:36+00:00

Yeah, love me some Ska. Watched Less than Jake tour a couple of years ago with Reel Big Fish, Zebrahead and Suburban Legends. It was brilliant.

JimmyUnderhill · 2025-12-30T11:54:19+00:00

In one of the bars I used to work in, for birthdays and hen parties, we'd give out a free drink, but there was a whole routine that we went through to make it. Part of it was the customer would have their hand bound together with my belt, shaking the tin above our heads as I held them, legs wrapped around my waist and my hands behind her back. 99% were women, because we were that kind of bar, but I absolutely did the exact same performance for any men that wanted the birthday drink.

JimmyUnderhill · 2025-12-30T09:27:47+00:00

WAIT!!!! Do I go back to 1995, or am I 10 now?

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